opposhit

When the opposite of something is unfavorable, disgusting, or degrading.

John: Did you have fun at the movies?

Joanne: No, quite the opposhit. Jack threw up in my lap.

by Koopwhatsit March 25, 2010

Opportunitwat

Women that men pick up at the end of the night which otherwise would not be possible.

Last night opportunitwat knocked. You know that hot bitch Cindy? Well she was blacked out and I took her home! *High five*

by Psilosapien October 2, 2010

Oppoganger

A doppelganger of the opposite sex. A person who is like you in every way except for gender. Your "other half", as some might say.

From "opposite sex" plus "Doppelganger."

I will find my oppoganger someday.

by Urine Corporation September 2, 2014

opportusexual

(adj.) A sexual orientation based on opportunity rather than a preference for one gender or another.

My friend Carl doesn't care whose wet hole he sticks his dick in tonight, man or woman, he just wants to get laid. He is opportusexual.

by E-5 P June 26, 2016

Opposito

When someone makes a statement, argues it vehemently, even when they have little knowledge of the subject. Then later on, forgets having made the statement and argues that they ever said anything.

The president said that he was a war hero, but when questioned later on his service record, he denied ever making the statement. He's so opposito!

by Gianthands November 10, 2016

opportunarian

Someone who trusts that the universe will provide them with the right opportunity -- for life, love, and work -- at the time best suited for their growth. All the person has to do is stay open to the moment, and keep doing their work.

Opportunarian that she is, Melissa isn't stressed about finding a job. She knows the opening will appear when the time is right.

by Rain City Wordherder February 27, 2017

opposite of gaydar

It's two close male friend("bros") that are sitting together in a hot tub. But they are sitting five feet apart, because they are not homosexual.

Ay man whats the opposite of gaydar?

Yo man it's when two bros are chillin' in a hot tub five feet apart 'cause they ain't gay.

by entjungferinator3002 February 2, 2018