Money is the key to happiness even though dumb people say "money can't buy happiness". Money is paper or mineral. The mineral version is known as a coin. The paper version is known as a bill. Money can buy anything. If you think going to the theater is happiness, you can't walk in without a ticket! YOU NEED MONEY FOR THAT.
by Roadtahell March 25, 2021

A form of currency used to pay for things like goods, and services, which may be needed by the owner of the currency, or, after paying, former owner of the currency.
Person 1 Hey, Tommy, wanna go shopping later?
Person 2 Nah George, I'm broke, I spent all my money on tacos!
Person 1 Bummer....That you're lame and spent all your money on tacos!
Person 2 Nah George, I'm broke, I spent all my money on tacos!
Person 1 Bummer....That you're lame and spent all your money on tacos!
by FluffyPuppy2011 July 29, 2022

money is this amazing thing where you use it to buy stuff, like jewelry, or nutella. You can even marry money, if your desperate!
by lemmesmash127 January 22, 2018

vincent: what are you doing?
emma: dog-sitting
vincent: ew do not want
emma: I get lots of money just for doing this
vincent: scratch that, all of my want
emma: dog-sitting
vincent: ew do not want
emma: I get lots of money just for doing this
vincent: scratch that, all of my want
by TheYangDesign July 2, 2012

by Da tall boiii June 20, 2022

by Urbannetwork20 January 2, 2017

Person 1. "Your very rich and have lots of money!"
Person 2. "That's not actually money!"
Person 1. "It's not?"
Person 2. " I printed it"
Person 2. "That's not actually money!"
Person 1. "It's not?"
Person 2. " I printed it"
by people people April 21, 2015
