cob slag

a woman that work inna da bakery or sandwich shop (excluding subway employees)

Rich “or8 duck gonna go cob slag get some food or what”

Luke “yes lad”

Callum “reem idea”

Dan “bacon well done”

by lukecordon June 12, 2020

cob stomp

Curb stomping somebody with an emphasis on their genitals. For males, this would be an emphasis on their penis (cob).

DeShawn: "Ayyo you seen Jarvacius lately?"
Nigga Quan: "Naw man he dindu nothin but he got cob stomped to shit fo some malt liquor"

by Trap Master Max October 2, 2015

bruh on the cob

what you say when you think random is funny

You: whats your best joke
Friend: bruh on the cob
You: bruh

by what did soulja boy tell em? December 11, 2019

nigger on a cob

When a black man/nigger is killed he gets sliced up and put on a corn cob then slaves are forced to eat it

Now try a nigger on a cob

by ILikMen69 May 16, 2022

cob slobber

The saliva that is left on a man's cob after a blow job.

Look at all of the cob slobber you left on my cob after that sucky sucky. Get it cleaned up I said!!!

by JoeyBomm December 17, 2020

rough as a cob

Mighty unpleasant.

From the rough surface of a corn cob used to wipe one's backside.

"Hey Elmore, the wheel done fell off mah baler."

"Oh man, Ermal, that's rough as a cob."

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

corn cobbing

The act of fellating a penis from the side. This act is performed similarly to the act of eating corn on the cob. Commonly performed during the act of two people sucking one penis. This act is usually performed by a man or woman gently rubbing his/her tongue and/or teeth along the side of a man’s penis. Also known as roushing.

Jim was corn cobbing the fuck out of my dick...while Frank worked my head.

by A. Mills July 27, 2008