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Nine Inch Nixon

The term for a man of better than average quality in the crotchial region. Usually at least 9 inches.
You know, they call me nine inch nixon.

Why's that?

*Unzips pants*

*Gasp!*
by BigNinjaJoe December 15, 2011
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The Richard Nixon effect

The Richard Nixon effect named after the president of the same name.

When a solution, produces the opposite outcome, opposite to the intended purpose, this can have very harmful outcome that is counterproductive.
And example of the Richard Nixon effect is when the School decided to ban physical contact. The students started high fiving way more often. The Richard Nixon effect is an example of making things illegal doesn’t fix the problem.
by Lone wolf sirius February 22, 2021
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Nixon Denial

The denial of one's own bisexuality (in favor of speciously identifying as "homosexual" or as one of several synonyms for "bisexual," or eschewing a sexuality label entirely) in an attempt to avoid being the object of biphobia. Refers to actress Cynthia Nixon.
He issued a Nixon Denial in the same breath as he confirmed his romantic relationships with people of at least three genders. But if he wants to identify as "flexisexual," I suppose that's his prerogative.
by Tiggy Upland February 3, 2014
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shed your morning tear for Nixon

The largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. This movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in Iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world...
Man, did you just shed your morning tear for Nixon, dude? It stinks in here.
by DebWeb January 22, 2006
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Nixon Jose

A teenage boy that is actually a girl in disguise. He likes the company of older men and is a nonstop talking little miscreant.
by Juicelicker May 2, 2011
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Nixon Sweep

When you are getting ready to travel and make one last lap of the house/hotel room to ensure that nothing important is left behind/left powered on.
Couple returns home from travel...

W: I can't believe I left my pajamas in the hotel room.

M: You should have done a Nixon Sweep....
by Boostedgolf July 13, 2016
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Stevie Nixon

My sinus passage is fucked. I may need to Stevie Nixon this
by Tomatoeyes November 11, 2016
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