The scale ranging from balls times 1 to balls times ten that determines how bad a current situation is.
Ryan: Somebody ate all of our chicken!
Brandon: Balls times 7!!
Ryan:That's pretty high on the Balls scale.
Brandon: Balls times 7!!
Ryan:That's pretty high on the Balls scale.
by Rmilkman October 20, 2008
Get the Balls scale mug.A scale used to determine how infatuated you are with a certain someone.
1. They're pretty chill.
2. I'd ask them out to a movie.
3. I'd go out with them.
4. I'd shove my erect penis up them all day until we both ejaculated everywhere.
5. Marry.
1. They're pretty chill.
2. I'd ask them out to a movie.
3. I'd go out with them.
4. I'd shove my erect penis up them all day until we both ejaculated everywhere.
5. Marry.
Person 1: Bruh, you like that girl?
Person 2: Kind of. She's like a one on the crush scale.
Person 1: I got you bruh.
Person 2: Kind of. She's like a one on the crush scale.
Person 1: I got you bruh.
by caonima December 15, 2013
Get the crush scale mug.That foot-long dog with baked beans on it caused my boy to let one loose that measured a 4.5 on the Ripped'er Scale.
by JJ Sr. October 16, 2009
Get the Ripped'er Scale mug.Scale of 1-10 defining the urgency of the need to urinate. This is an exponential scale, meaning the further you progress through the scale the faster the denominations increase. This frequently occurs when travelling into Canada's largest city by car at rush hour.
1 - Not needed
2 - Slight sensation the in the back of the mind
3 - Hmmm, think i have 30mins
4 - Ok, might need to go soon
5 - T-Minus 20 mins
6 - Ok seriously where did the last 10 minutes go
7 - Shit 4 minutes
8 - Ok guys this isn't funny
9 - Fuck there's no way out
10 - Acceptance...anyone got a towel
1 - Not needed
2 - Slight sensation the in the back of the mind
3 - Hmmm, think i have 30mins
4 - Ok, might need to go soon
5 - T-Minus 20 mins
6 - Ok seriously where did the last 10 minutes go
7 - Shit 4 minutes
8 - Ok guys this isn't funny
9 - Fuck there's no way out
10 - Acceptance...anyone got a towel
--Hey Man, I think i need a piss
--How bad is it?
--About a 7 on the Toronto scale
--Oh shit, we've got 4 minutes!!!
--How bad is it?
--About a 7 on the Toronto scale
--Oh shit, we've got 4 minutes!!!
by Number17 June 21, 2014
Get the Toronto scale mug.person 1: Yo did you see how hot Amber is in that dress?
person 2: Yep, she's an easy 1 on the Charlie Scale.
person 2: Yep, she's an easy 1 on the Charlie Scale.
by Massacre_All_Furries October 18, 2019
Get the Charlie Scale mug.by SirMeowington5 November 15, 2016
Get the kardashian scale mug.When someone rates the looks of the person they're having sex with (1-10), higher than most people would say. To make it seem like they don't bang ugly people.
A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.
A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.
"That girl is cute I'd say she's a 6. A 9 all day on the Joubert scale."
"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."
"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."
by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020
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