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Pole Waxer

When a stripper slides down a dance pole
Pole Waxer: Went to the club last night and watched the strippers wax the pole.
by Pole waxer May 27, 2018
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Split Pole

Splitting pole, is considered bad luck by some people. When walking in a group and obstructed by an obstacle, i.e a pole, traffic cone, whatever it is, it is important for those who believe in this superstition that the group does not seperate on either side of this obstacle.
"Cause at a young age, I was molded in a religion
I relied on - and got caught up in superstition
Scared to split pole, duck black cats
Once in a while, threw salt over my back"

-GZA from the song "Swordsman"
by gurpswu August 6, 2010
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pole vault

The best track and field event with the hottest girls. You run down a runway towards a planting box and pads with a fiberglass or carbon pole which you use to vault over a bar supported by adjustable standards. Sergey Bubka holds the world record at 6.15m (over 20 feet)
Pole vault is expensive. It takes a good plant to get high.
by bayvaulter510 September 10, 2006
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choadem pole

a choad painted with the faces of choad gods
that fucker has a choadem pole
by Dan M. May 1, 2003
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Pole Fuck

The act of inserting a pole or rod-like object into another person's anus.

The one rule of Pole Fucking is that you cannot Pole Fuck the Pole Fucker.
"Dude! He just got Pole Fucked!"
by POLEFUCKER July 15, 2009
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Pole sexual

A pole sexual is a person who feels an intense sexual attraction to poles. Pole sexuals feel the urge to share saliva with a pole, generally of which the origin is unknown to the pole sexual.
Usually these poles that occur in public settings and the wild pole sexual can be seen making out with or making love to the pole in front of any onlookers who may happen to be nearby.

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Hey Oliver, I saw you on Friday making out with that pole near where the primary school is! I never knew you were pole sexual!!
by IntensePylr September 27, 2018
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pole climber

A slang term for a homosexual male.
That dude is a definite pole climber. (Meat-pole that is.)
by BigMattock January 3, 2007
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