Furby Oats

1. A reference to genetically repugnant and abhorrent charactierics, noticeable physically and personally.

2. "Furby" is an adjective referring to disgusting attributes (morally poor, obese, lazy, etc.) and "oats" refers to pedigree. Thus, "furby oats" refers to disgusting genetic traits evident in lifestyle, personality, and appearance.

3. Often times the result of inbreeding, "furby oats" are genetic characteristics that put offspring at disadvantages in life in terms of personality, intellect, and appearance.

What God might have said to the Canaanites (unrecorded): "Do not sow your furby oats, for your genes are a pox on humanity! Your inbred hijinx and lifestyle retardations represent the Devil's clutch on humanity! Your gene pool is infested with retardation and a contamination against the world!" And the Canaanites wept... but bred, anyway, sowing their furby oats.

by Nebraska Trailer Man June 21, 2011

sweet oats

good deal

guy: can you wake me up tomorrow morning
girl: yea sure
guy: sweet oats

by russell351 August 11, 2016

Fucken oats

A kiwism:)

I’ld Fuck with that,
Fucken oath.

Tom: my cock is 9 inches
Claire: fucken oats

by Xxxtripplex January 25, 2019

gnarly oats

A much cooler and more obscure alternative to “cool beans”

Gonna shred the gnar with my geezers bro, it’ll be gnarly oats.

by Xvillagewitchx May 13, 2022

Abigail Oats

Beautiful and nice

Abigail Oats is a Kind person

by #Your Dad May 25, 2022

Hauling Oats

Another way to say hauling ass, normally for people too afraid to swear in front of their parents.

Man, as soon as I walked in the classroom, all the girls were hauling oats to the bathroom. Must have been the way I smell.

by WumboManDLX July 16, 2022

overnight oats

A shit you take immediately after waking up

Dude, your overnight oats stunk this morning.

by RowdyQuaker August 17, 2025