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Purposeful Misunderstander

The Purposeful Misunderstander purposefully misunderstands everything you say.
After I called him a Dutch Uncle, the purposeful misunderstander told everyone I called him a child molester.
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 23, 2011
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Purpose Envy

When someone feels envy/jealousy that someone has a purpose in life.
I was feeling so much purpose envy when I found out my new neighbor is committed to solving world hunger & I am committed to watch EVERYTHING on Netflix!!!
by @BigMac August 18, 2023
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The purpose of tiktok

Wait......What purpose?
by Youcantusethisusernow1 May 26, 2023
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Divine-purpose

1. A mission given to someone by a god or other divinity, (e.g. angel, spirit guide, etc.).

2. A mission, which a divine mortal, (e.g. demigod, avatar, oracle, starseed, etc.) has given themself.

3. A god-like mission which a mortal has given to themself, (particularly doing something great for humanity).
'The starchild demigod incarnated from another planet as a mortal on Earth, in order to fulfil their divine-purpose in life: To advance humanity spiritually and intellectually for the gods.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 14, 2022
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Meaningful and Purposeful

Aw, but muffin... I mean... You said that was GOD a second ago. You said it was God... AND NOW, you're saying that it's kids? What happened to 'happiness?' You were mocking people for not being happy in a place where your great gram-gram got turned into chicken pot pie...
Hym "Ha! Sounds like a projection to me! Children make life more meaningful and purposeful... TO YOU! It sounds like other people's life's are less meaningful or purposeful to you. Sounds you think your life is more important than everybody else because your slut wife dumped out a couple of trophies for you.... But you're not. And neither are your kids. Your value is 1 and, in time, it will revert back to 0. The value of you children's life is 1. It will also revert to 0."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend

The Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend is a job a boy or man plays to make sure the newly broken up with girl isn't talked into having any sort of sexual interaction with a person she will regret it with during the " Broken Heart " phase of after breaking up with someone. Or even breaking up with someone she really cares about during an already fragile phase.
" Why aren't you mad or sad? I just broke up with you?? " " Don't you see? I'm being a PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend. To make sure no one gets to you and you don't have to breakup with someone who you care about. "
by Someone For Target Prastice November 23, 2016
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