Thumpin' my dick

Expression also known as yanking your chain or just effing with you.

Bro I just met Jesse Jane!

Me- what!? are you thumpin' my dick right now?!

by Lost sheep February 21, 2015

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Suck my dick

Suck my dick although might be taken out of context is used as a way to tell some one to shut up or stop talking and many times is used to invalidate what some one is saying.

I dont care suck my dic
guss what you can suck my dick

by tllp May 06, 2023

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Bitches on my dick

When a bunch of girls are having sex with that nice penis of yours.

Finally, I got rid of my ol’ yee-yee ass haircut, so now I can get some bitches on my dick!

by DatOneJoker478 October 02, 2022

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Tippin on my dick

When you place a top hat on a penis and it tips to the side.

Dude, I was high class last night, I was tippin on my dick.

by herropreaserobby March 13, 2010

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Shit on my Dick

A common expression shouted when a serious offense has occured, such as looking down after a long session of butt sex, to find shit on your dick, or finding that your roomate ate all the skittles.

Guy 1"Where the fuck are my skittles?"

Guy 2"Whats that, on your erect penis?'

Guy 1"Shit on my Dick!"

by StanofCourse September 23, 2011

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