That girl with the amazing eyes from Tinder who ignored my cheesy opener, but clicked on an urban dictionary link that dissapointingly leads to more cheesy puns.
Do you know why they call me the Aussie John Legend?
Because all of me, loves Oliv-ia.
Also spent a whole day trying to come up with a punny pick up line based on your name, but got nothing creative. Guess Olivia alone.
Before I leave though,
GIMME OLIVIA MONEY, and your number too while you’re at it.
Because all of me, loves Oliv-ia.
Also spent a whole day trying to come up with a punny pick up line based on your name, but got nothing creative. Guess Olivia alone.
Before I leave though,
GIMME OLIVIA MONEY, and your number too while you’re at it.
by badatsurprises February 06, 2019
a sexy beast!!!!
hillarious,georgous,sexy,intelligent and cheekey<3 <3
good kissing motha pucker who loves a laugh <3
daredevil ;) <3 <3 <3 <3
you got to get some of this! bare good sexy!
OLIVIA!
OLIVIA!
OLIVIA!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3
hillarious,georgous,sexy,intelligent and cheekey<3 <3
good kissing motha pucker who loves a laugh <3
daredevil ;) <3 <3 <3 <3
you got to get some of this! bare good sexy!
OLIVIA!
OLIVIA!
OLIVIA!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3
by sexbomb220 October 03, 2011
In reality, Olivia (Olijf) is a dutch name for a pretty, smart and funny girl.
She is well known for her cooking skills especially spaghetti.
After a delicious plate of her majestic pasta (hopefully cooked without spilling on her pants and the floor), Olivia likes spending her night watching Geordie Shore with Nelson or going to fancy parties.
Olivia is always happy and friendly except if you mess with her IKEA furniture!
She is well known for her cooking skills especially spaghetti.
After a delicious plate of her majestic pasta (hopefully cooked without spilling on her pants and the floor), Olivia likes spending her night watching Geordie Shore with Nelson or going to fancy parties.
Olivia is always happy and friendly except if you mess with her IKEA furniture!
by geoot November 08, 2014
She's hot and gots a lil booty that she can twerk like nobody's business... and she's not afraid to do so!
by *enter name here* April 19, 2017
Loud, Funny and cute. She has a great smile. She is always centre of attention and this can sometimes annoy people. Her main goal in life is to be popular. She has lots of friends but only a few of them are true because they talk behind her back. She definitely has her blond moments and ALWAYS leaves studying to the last minute. She says things that she dosnt think through and that causes her to offend people without her releasing. She can be judgmental and rude but at the end of the day she is really nice.
Girl- Hey whats your name?
Olivia- Olivia
Girl- Oh i could tell by the way you were in the centre of attention over there.
Olivia- Olivia
Girl- Oh i could tell by the way you were in the centre of attention over there.
by hipoliposuck1234567890 August 02, 2012