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fo' sheez-nutz

"Ay you got dat bomb?"
"Fo' sheez-nutz"
by verse01 June 18, 2006
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Yusuffocate on deez nutz

A joke to say to or about anybody who is known as “Yusuf”. It is also a good burn to someon who goes by this name.
Bully named Yusuf: hey cumsock you’re a representative of your parent’s weak pullout game.

Person being bullied: I bet your name is short for “Yusuffocate on deez nutz”, you bacterial troglodyte.
by YusufsLeftNut January 3, 2021
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get off his nutz

an action in which one person and/or thing is constantly mentioning someone to a point where it annoys the person whom the person is mentioning it to.
Get off his nutz, you have been talking about Tyrone all day and it is beggining to annoy me.
by Ben Sandoval November 12, 2003
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national deez nutz day

tell your friends deez nutz jokes not matter how much they hate them or even hate you
me: did you take the eaton test? friend: no what is that? me: eaton deez nutz<3 friend: really lmao me: it’s national deez nutz day
by anonymous June 8, 2021
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Tree Nutz

Pretty much a ultimate badass, Can't be beat by nobody, or that he will admit to. Most people with this nickname are from Texas or some other kinda badass state.
DUDE, he's such a Tree Nutz!! God damn he's a Tree Nutz!
by goodguy522 February 4, 2010
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streamline nutz

freshly shaven nutz(more commonly known as ballsack), commonly used before intercourse.
man i just shaved, now i got some streamline nutz
by mr. poopdiq March 6, 2010
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immutable nutz

The text that defines the mid-point of the omniflurry.
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Fuck You: "Immutable Nutz"
Hammer: "I'm gunna jump in here, at the flurry's half way point. Incidentally, you don't wanna know what urban dictionary thinks of the term vatican gag."
Trawler: "That is a very optimistic view."
Hammer: "Bear in mind, I'm counting all flurries that have ever occurred as a single, unbroken flurry. What I'm saying is, we're all going to die in about seven years' time."
Trawler: "At the conclusion of the omniflurry, into whose second half we have recently crossed."
by cheumpford May 9, 2014
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