Yachting

Having a wank into water off a boat. specifically in the Caribbean off the side/front of a Yacht standing like Dicaprio from titanic,

Back in 2009, I left a part of me in the water one night, just me, the moon, and the waves.
So you were yachting?

by GirlfromCanada January 19, 2025

Yacht Thottie

A human, could be of any gender but is most commonly female, that is routinely invited by wealthy older men to accompany them on their large boat or yacht due to their physical appearance or sexual virility. The prime age range of a yacht thottie is between 21 and 26 years of age, and their natural habitat is an area rich in resources, such as Chicago, Miami, or the south of France.

Friend 1: Hey man, are you still seeing Nicole?

Friend 2: Nah man, I wish. Unfortunately she wanted to just keep things casual. I guess a relationship would void her status as a yacht thottie.

by JabronieRoadShow July 30, 2020

Yacht

Street term for a quantity of 10,000 pills, typically Xanax.

Yo man, did you hear about Johnny? Bros trappin hard, he just copped 2 yachts!

by The Butthole Dominator October 3, 2023

Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.

“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”

by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025

yacht blooded

To be of wealthy or upper middle class descent

Hey dude, I went to Brody's mansion, it was cool, too bad he's stuck up and yacht blooded

by This my name I guess March 24, 2017

Yacht lizard

Same as a lot lizard but try to get on yachts vs semis

Look at those yacht lizards waiting for a guy to get on his yacht.

by Maria1992 September 7, 2023

yacht clubbing

An epicurean endeavor in which multiple gentlemen inhabiting the same hot tub comradely coax each other’s members into climax. Or in the colloquial “jerk each other off”. While a yacht is only a preferred venue, top hats and monocles are essential for the proper ambiance.

Gentleman1: I say!: after considering the rather dreary obligation of impregnating my own wife, I really could use a weekend of yacht clubbing!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.

Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!

Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!

by AnonymousBloke December 10, 2017