Sacred Totem Pole

A. The Penis

B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it

A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?

Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole

B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!

Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?

Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!

by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010

sacred saturday

When a girl waits all week to mastubate. They do this on saturday.

Charlie: You seem grumpy today? What happened?
Lev: Didn't get to masturbate on Saturday
Charlier: Why not?
Lev: I got interrupted.
Charlie: Ohhh. I wish somebody would mess up my sacred saturdays

by BallsofHorror November 15, 2014

Sacred Sauce

That type of sauce that only true Gourmet Food Review fans know about

Oh man he really did it good with that Sacred Sauce again.

by GourmetFoodReviews December 5, 2016

Sacred Heart Girls

Catholic school girls who are known for being lesbian. Scared heart girls are fit but you never know who’s lesbian and who’s not. But not all of them are lesbian don’t be fooled lads. You can tell who they are by their skirts year 7s are nuns when year 10 and 11 are full on sluts. Their teachers care more about their skirt length than their education but overall a good school to go

Scared Heart is lesbian school
Do you see how long that sacred heart girls skirt is

by father morris November 8, 2019

Sacred sluts

White bitches that think there black🤣 them lil sluts try to pull npbh boys but npgh gurls are way sexyer🥵

Damm there spray tans be orange af

Poo is that fishy teke I smell must be them sacred sluts

by Npghs 🤫 September 5, 2019

Sacred

Sacred is an epic gamer who also beats kids and hits the nae nae, he is also a lazy fuckhole who never updates his Wattpad oh my god

Hey guys, Sacred here, and today I'm going to show you how to properly harrass a pregnant woman

by SKAVSacred April 16, 2020

Sacred Hearts Club

A Foster the People album released in 2017

Yo, did you hear about the new album Sacred Hearts Club?
That was 3 years ago, but yes

by Guy Dude Person Human Mammal April 30, 2020