Noone

An attempt at some numpty trying to say "no one".

Jerry: Noone would ever put pineapple on pizza, it just ain't right.
Stuwart: Hehe... noone. Anyway your point is invalid due to your incompetency, I'll go halves on the pizza though.
Jerry: Fine, but if I find a single speck of pineapple on my half I'm gonna flip my lid.

by Stanley Jaguar May 24, 2020

Noon

The name given to the prettiest girls. Noon is a sexy lady who catches eyes as she's walking. She might be a little tensed but when u get to know her she's the most fun to hangout with unless you won't stare at her kardashian like body. Noon you're a genius!

Oh hi you're soooo pretty is your name Noon

by anonymous November 22, 2021

noon tape

a special type of tape that can only be used at noon (12pm) to bound the disrespectful

‘what are you going to do about heather?’
‘don’t worry i’ve got the noon tape’

by chickenfiddles August 2, 2021

noon

A knife spoon. At one end there is a knife, and at the other, there is a spoon.

Give me your money! *reveals noon* I'll noon you up.

by Thomas Huntley May 20, 2023

Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon

a periodic plant in the family Asteraceae, usually seen in Europe and North America

We should go outside, I hear some Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon are growing at this time!

by British Virgin Islands at the March 11, 2023

Night Noon

This is how the cool kids say midnight

Go to bed, it’s almost night noon!

by Tony Sweets January 23, 2023

Noon o’clock

A portmanteau combining the pattern of 11 o’clock, 12 o’clock, 1 o’clock, and the specially designated word “noon” to indicate 12 o’clock

Hey man, want to go grab lunch at round noon o’clock

by Time enjoyer December 22, 2023