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flake shower

The rain of dandruff that comes off your head when you scratch.
When Joe scratched his head, the flake shower that came off him rivaled that of Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when she made it snow on her drawing.
by vwallac October 31, 2008
mugGet the flake showermug.

nigga flakes

a breakfast cereal that is very well liked around black people with a catchy slogan (to get your father back).
Yo Noah you got those nigga flakes for breakfast man.
by Big daddy cool sausage April 27, 2016
mugGet the nigga flakesmug.

Bitch flakes

What someone ate for breakfast before doing or saying something particularly bitchy.
"My boss just yelled at me for being away from my desk for ten minutes. I was in the bathroom."

"Well, somebody had a big helping of bitch flakes this morning."
by sleslie2425 May 25, 2013
mugGet the Bitch flakesmug.

poop flakes

Tiny Microscopic particles left in your underwear after releasing a flatus. Sometimes larger crusties found on sheets, pillows or furniture following nudity.
I know Kitty was in the bed last night, there are poop flakes all over the sheets.
by joejoekitty November 15, 2007
mugGet the poop flakesmug.

Booger Flake

A semi dried wafer thin snot membrane that flops back and forth as you breathe in and out. It usually occurs in the quiet of night when your bladder is about to burst but there is no way you are getting up to pee let alone get a Kleenex. Be warned! Do not attempt a nocturnal snot rocket. When dried this may result in a razor sharp fish scale esque barnicle that will adhere to anything it touches. This can be a bad situation (as you may have guessed) ... not that I know from experience!!!?
The bitch was keeping me awake with her whistling booger flake.
by projectmatter May 8, 2009
mugGet the Booger Flakemug.

Bolivian flake

Another term for cocaine, can also be called Peruvian flake.
I came across some real Bolivian flake lately and decided to buy a ball.
by TheOldPornStar August 27, 2017
mugGet the Bolivian flakemug.

poop flakes

Tiny dried feces fragments, dislodged and scattered during the wiping process, often seen near the back of toilet seats
Looks like it's time to clean the bathroom. The poop flakes are piling up!
by speckled jim October 19, 2010
mugGet the poop flakesmug.

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