Nardo

When a person is really fucking trashed.

Could be booze, drugs, whatever. Once you start acting like a retard, you're nardo.

Dude, you are so nardo.

You are nardo, biiiiiiiiiiiiittttcchhh.

Synonym: LLOYD CARGO

by Jask January 26, 2005

nard

a turd, bog, grogan, shit, crap

why don't u suck a nard out of my butt

by Gazza March 24, 2003

Nardin

The worst place to send a high school girl. A shit hole. THE MOST HORRIBLE PLACE ON THE PLANET.

What's your punishment? You'll go to Nardin.

by Nicole aka Snooki January 3, 2011

Neard

A neck beard. Facial hair that fails to grow on the cheeks, chin, and upper lip, but grows in abundance on the neck. Oh so sexy during make outs and philosophical discussions.

Ooooh look at that neard. There's all over that sexy neck.

by trekdude31415 January 5, 2011

Nardo

State of drunkenness in the middle of the day.

Dooood, I was at a Notre Dame game last weekend and was completely Nardo in the parking lot.

by Asian Phil December 3, 2007

Nardsy

Nardsy is synonymous with merriment and mirth for all. All who hear it would/could only respond by thrusting my fist in the air and shouting “NARDSY’S AWESOME!!!”.

Ex-military guy -"Hey whose nardys?"
Nardsy "NARDSY'S AWESOME!!!" (followed by fist pumping)

by chutneyparadise November 28, 2009

Nard-on

When a mans testicles elevate, elongate, and stiffen, during extreme arousal.

"Dude, that chick gives me a serious nard-on every time I see her."

by MikeHawk8=====D~~~~ March 27, 2015