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Nine Inch Nixon

The term for a man of better than average quality in the crotchial region. Usually at least 9 inches.
You know, they call me nine inch nixon.

Why's that?

*Unzips pants*

*Gasp!*
by BigNinjaJoe December 15, 2011
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The Richard Nixon effect

The Richard Nixon effect named after the president of the same name.

When a solution, produces the opposite outcome, opposite to the intended purpose, this can have very harmful outcome that is counterproductive.
And example of the Richard Nixon effect is when the School decided to ban physical contact. The students started high fiving way more often. The Richard Nixon effect is an example of making things illegal doesn’t fix the problem.
by Lone wolf sirius February 22, 2021
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Nixon Denial

The denial of one's own bisexuality (in favor of speciously identifying as "homosexual" or as one of several synonyms for "bisexual," or eschewing a sexuality label entirely) in an attempt to avoid being the object of biphobia. Refers to actress Cynthia Nixon.
He issued a Nixon Denial in the same breath as he confirmed his romantic relationships with people of at least three genders. But if he wants to identify as "flexisexual," I suppose that's his prerogative.
by Tiggy Upland February 3, 2014
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shed your morning tear for Nixon

The largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. This movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in Iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world...
Man, did you just shed your morning tear for Nixon, dude? It stinks in here.
by DebWeb January 22, 2006
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Nixon count

A count of two balls and two strikes in a baseball game. Named because the umpire putting up two fingers on each hand resembles the "V for Victory" symbols that Richard Nixon flashed to reporters the day he resigned from office.
Ball 2 on the Braves' batter, and now we have a Nixon count
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Nixon

Nixon, is the most sweetest person you'll ever meet. He has such a big heart, and is very good of hearing. He will always be there for you. He is very funny/fun. And once you meet him, you'll love him because his soul is so great.He's such an attractive athlete. His eyes are so dreamy, he has a very pretty face. Once you fall inlove you can't fall out. He is a very great partner. His smile is so bright it can light up your face. He's a very great friend.
Nixon has a very kind heart.
by Gabrielasalgado. November 20, 2023
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Dominic Nixon

A big fat, idiot who is most typically found near schools acting like an idiot. Beware as these creatures are contagious
The Dominic Nixon taunted children with his acts.
by dedwasqdew September 26, 2018
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