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nickel and dime

When banks secretly charge and take money from you for stupid violations and penalties: ie ATM machines, limited checking, under the minimum balance of an account, etc. and usually result in pissing off their customers and gaining more money.
"Shit! I had $99.50 in my savings, but since the bank minimum is $100 for the account to stay active, they took out $4.50 in penalty fees!"
"Damn Tom, they're nickel and diming your ass!"
by didjitmachines June 10, 2004
mugGet the nickel and dimemug.

Nickel Rocket

Nickel Rocket ni*kel-rock*it noun, verb, -Nickel Rocket·ed, -Nickel Rocket·ing. Informal.

noun 1. a person who is stingy and miserly. reluctant to give or spend; not generous; niggardly; penurious.

verb (used without object) 2. to act in a stingy or miserly way. scanty or meager.
1. (noun) Donald Trump bought Ed McMahon's house to save it from foreclosure and then leased it back to him! Ed McMahon is a real nickel rocket!

2. (verb) DC from marketing put me on a southwest flight, he is really nickle rocketing my travel plans.

3. (verb) CC took me to his private golf course on Saturday. He nickel rocketed the driving range golf ball machine by using a fake slug that jammed the ball dispenser.
by R. Hesse October 11, 2008
mugGet the Nickel Rocketmug.

dirty nickel

When you pay for your pussy with your can redemption money.
Do it like Jason, buy her with your dirty nickel.
by NikiNitro September 25, 2023
mugGet the dirty nickelmug.

Flip the Nickel

Citizens Band (CB) Radio term for passing a message on between two truckers who are too far away from each other to reach each other on the CB. The person "flipping the Nickel" is midway between the two and restates the messages for each of them so they can hear.
Breaker 1-9 this is Caslo, can anyone flip the nickel for me to reach big dog?
by Jerobi May 21, 2013
mugGet the Flip the Nickelmug.

nickel dips

Very old school term for small breasts. Goes back to the days when an ice cream cone with a small dip cost a nickel.
"Marianne doesn't look as flat as usual."

"She must be wearing a padded bra on those"nickel dips" of hers."

" More than a mouth full is wasteful anyway."
by Boardwalk Broad March 20, 2012
mugGet the nickel dipsmug.

suck a nickel

If im gay then suck a nickel Nick!
by Killerjayy2 February 8, 2018
mugGet the suck a nickelmug.

Choke on a nickel

Something you say to someone who makes you want to pull out your hair. The person who is so stupid they inspired instructions on shampoo bottles.
Person 1: Have you seen Shelby?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: She rejected me. She's such a whore
Person 2: Dude, Choke on a nickel.
by Chokeonanickel April 3, 2022
mugGet the Choke on a nickelmug.

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