Turtle Nest

When a man comes out of a hot shower and his testicles shrivels up into a turtle nest”.

Yum this shower was pretty good eh jimmy, my balls started to turtle nest.

by paczkiXDDDDDDDDDDDD January 11, 2019

spider's nest

The protrusion of unkempt pubic hairs from the edges of an undergarment. Especially when the owner is unaware of said protrusion.

Tim: Why don't you like Cindy anymore?
Billy: Dude, because I totally saw her SPIDER'S NEST at the pool.
Tim: Gross!
Billy: Yeah she needs to get John Goodman to kill the queen.

by Pumpkin Smuggler August 11, 2009

robin's nest

What the pecker of a fat man looks like. From a distance,it appears as a blue egg in a nest of pubes.

I hate swimming at the YMCA. Seeing all those old fat bastards in the locker room with their robin's nest is disgusting.

by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011

nest

When you don't have a pad or tampon on you when you get your period so you just create a makeshift pad out of layered toilet paper.

Friend 1: Aw girl that would suck if you got your period and you were unprepared.
Friend 2: Nah, you would just make a nest

by dontuseyourrealnamegod May 31, 2017

birds nest

Placing toilet paper around the seat of a toilet, to form a protective barrier from the germs on the seat. Mostly done in public bathrooms. Looks remarkable like a birds nest

Me: I don't wanna pewp in that stall, it looks real disgusting...

Dave: Dude! Just birds nest it!

by bobmcd123 September 24, 2007

honker nest

It is the nest which befolds are favorite honkers, i.e. the supple breasts of a young or pre sagging women. Preferably before children for then they drop like the bottom of a flour bag with an inch of content. The honker nest is what attracts are eyes, better known as clevage. A good honker nest bares no blemishes, scars, or bra-boogies.

Did you see the new girls honker nest? I'd titty fuck her till I got petered out.

by Sskipper March 10, 2008

shit nest

The placement of several sections of toilet paper on and around a public toilet seat, layer upon layer, before sitting down to take a dump or piss, in a paranoid attempt to avoid non-existent toilet seat germs.

I went to go use the washroom at the office the other day and some asshole left his shit nest still assembled on the toilet seat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with his shit nest?

by Guywinter Keory February 22, 2011