Neil Cakes

Giant chocolate rice crispy cakes to commemorate the amazing height of Neil.

Dad: Lets make some Neil cakes, monk.

Flobbers: Ok. That guy's a bloody giant. It's a wonder he doesn't smash his head through the roof.

Dad: You've got that right, he's 5 feet 10 inches you know.

Flobbers: Whoooaaa!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009

Text door neighbour

The people who are a digit either side of your phone number- Many a friendship has been struck up by saying hi to a text door neighbour.

Woody- 'Hey Dan, what happened when you got in touch with your text door neighbour?'
Dan- 'Absolutley nothing witheither of them- both were nutters!'

by dan_the_01 October 6, 2008

Neil Legstrong

Neil Armstrong's second cousin 2 removed. He didn't quite get to the moon but he gives the moon at a male strip club.

"Hey do you know Neil Legstrong?"

"Yea he's got a nice moon."

by HushSmush July 21, 2017

waking the neighbors

a crude way of saying having sex; referring to the volume of the moans and groans coming

When she started going down on me, I knew we would soon be waking the neighbors.

by Samuel is not my name... June 10, 2009

neisha

A bodaciously Beyondbeautifulnessbutblissness girl.

That girl Neisha is bodaciously Beyond beautifulnessbutblissness . Damn thats a bad bitch!

by dmt80 May 29, 2018

Neisha

American First Nation = little princess

look theres our little neisha

by from the 50's February 3, 2010

NEIN

German for "NO". Usually used when one is frustrated to such a great extent that a normal english cuss word won't do. To be used sparingly and with vigor and strength.

"Hey dude! I can't make it tonight- my girlfriend really wants to see me."

"NEIN NEIN NEIN!!! Dump her!"

by duke-chubbington February 24, 2017