Skip to main content

Napkin of Shame

When you are in a restaurant and cannot finish what is on your plate. You do no want to look like you are wasting food, so place a napkin over the food left on your plate to try and hide it when the waiter comes to take it away.
"Hey dude, Steve's eyes were way bigger than his belly so now he's had to drop the napkin of shame to try and cover it up"
by FergustheBogeyman February 26, 2009
mugGet the Napkin of Shame mug.

Rusty Napkin

The act of using a Woman's used tampon to blow your nose.
"Dude, last night i couldn't find a napkin to blow my nose so i used my girls Rusty Napkin"
by Rusty Napkin September 11, 2011
mugGet the Rusty Napkin mug.
Related Words
NazKin Napkin naking nakin Nakina napkiny nazmina Nazrin nacking NaKinzee

Used Napkin

A ginger that is very pale with lots of freckles, and is normally bitchy is also refered to as a used napkin.
That ginger is a used napkin.
by Nigasourus January 3, 2010
mugGet the Used Napkin mug.

Nakina

A small town in northern Ontario. The town emblem/mascot is a mosquito. The town was originally a railway town and was also a base for the logging industry. Primary industry is now tourism due to the phenomenal hunting and fishing.
I grew up in Nakina Ontario.
by Onyxj August 13, 2016
mugGet the Nakina mug.

Poop on a napkin

He pooped on a napkin and told me it's fudge.
by Brett January 29, 2005
mugGet the Poop on a napkin mug.

Napkin

A piece of paper designed to assist people while eating. What many people with a lack of table manners don't seem to realize is that a napkin serves a purpose. The most important thing is so that people WILL STOP SUCKING (or licking) THEIR FINGERS WHEN THEY EAT!!!!
People who suck their fingers when they eat are gross. This is a very nasty habit. Not that they care of course.
by jonesy December 11, 2004
mugGet the Napkin mug.

Get your napkins ready

A phrase that is used to insinuate being prepared for a certain event or activity.

This colloquial phrase is derived from the root of eating - where one must have "their napkins ready" as if they are having a meal. Therefore, having one's napkin ready means they will be adequately prepared for the event and/or activity (e.g. having a round of drinks, entering a club or bar, playing a sport, engaging in sexual activity, etc)
"You better get your napkins ready nigga, it's about to be an ass buffet."

"Oh my God, fuckin you see that fool pass out on the couch hahahaha"
"Yea nigga, he didn't have his napkins ready"

"Fuck man, you got a Costco card? I need to get some of them Kirkland paper towels. I'm finna go to the club and grind on every piece of pussy."
"Don't trip dog, I always got my napkins ready. I got that shit by the pallet."
by jbootsy March 14, 2008
mugGet the Get your napkins ready mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email