Naughty Badger

A naughty badger is when a very old man with white pubes has sex with a younger woman who's pubes are still dark in color.

She only wanted grandpa for his money, but they still did the naughty badger!

by Tester256 July 24, 2009

Naughty Nine

A group of girls who think they're hot shit and won't hang out with anyone except eachother. They call themselves naughty, but most of them haven't even made out with anyone. Most of them have a nasty glare which is on their face most of the time. They cake so much makeup on it looks like they dipped their head in a bucket of paint. If only we could shove that makeup down their throat to make them pretty on the inside. They like taking pictures of themselves and editing them on instagram and pixlr to the point where it doesn't even look like them. Everyone secretly hates them, but they think too highly of themselves to realize it. They talk bad about everyone including eachother...do not hang out with these girls.

Girl 1: OMG it's the naughty nine

Girl 2: ewwww

by DiklahMirele April 26, 2012

Naughty

A sexually explicit adjective, to describe explicit misbehaviour in an extensively coarse or vulgar manner. In context, the term is often used to show low regard for the surrounding social expectations and to cause disgusted, vexed or uncomfortable responses from others in the group.

"Destin has been very naughty."

by PointOfInnocent September 23, 2015

Naughty James

Naughty James is the heir to the crown of Dreamland. Constant manufacturer of drama, fantasy and petulance on the internet, the ends of which are a complete mystery even to himself.

"Naughty James have my books arrived yet?"
"they're in the post lol"

by orqi March 2, 2009

naughty purse

a term for a vagina, primarily where the clitoris is stored

Barry: I can't find the clitoris. Where is it?

Therman: It's in the naughty purse. Duh

by hayhayhayhay October 6, 2010

Naughtycal

A conjugal visit between the sea and sex.

In the middle of the Atlantic, a mermaid climbed aboard the seafaring vessel and demanded to see the captain’s log. When he showed it to her the seamen exploded into frenzy. Oh, the tales of naughtycal voyages.

by CoolGuyRandall March 1, 2011

naughty bike ride

Founded in the noughties by a group from Kempshott, Basingstoke, the idea of a naughty bike ride is to pedal around the surrounding villages around Basingstoke and every two or three miles, jump off the bike and do five minutes of intense workout. Apparently, after a couple of hours of this and you are truly shagged out.

Come on Lads, Let's go for a naughty bike ride!

or

My arse hurts after that naughty bike ride

by Tinker Wright July 23, 2010