On April 11th is National dick punching day aimed at any boy you try’s to touch my ass

Come one come all

Watch out addie;)
damnn bro watch out it’s national dick punching day
by babyboyyy<3 April 10, 2019
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National day on April 13th where all girl\guys can grab dicks at anytime. Good luck ladies. ;)
National Dick Grabbing Day was sick, I got to grab anyone’s dick at anytime;)
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National Dick kick day

On September 1st this the day that girls can kick a guy in the balls and if you like it or not it will happen to you if you participated in nation grab ass day
Person: bro it’s National Dick kick day I’m soo dead
Person2: why
Person3: I grabbed a girls ass on national grab ass day
by Funny girl wit da Chicken August 28, 2019
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The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.
Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.

Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!
by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019
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The second time of the year, July 12th, when hoes will be hoes and just suck as much dick as they want.
Bitch: Hoe, how much dick did you suck on National Dick Sucking Day II?
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.
by Wanker6969 May 26, 2018
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October 31st is national give Chris dick day. Every year thousands of people gather at ashy bois house to dick his gay ass down
Akenai: hey Joseph what time are we going to Chris’s house for national dick down Chris day

Joseph: I’m already preparing his anis for penetration.

Akenai: radical
by Chris’s lover boi October 31, 2019
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A day on April 12th in which celebrates the art of getting dicked down
Josh: What day is it today?
Devin: It's April 12th, national dick me down day
Kinsey: I'm ready
by BigDaddyD69 April 11, 2017
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