National Dick Pic Day

All guys must send a dick pick to whoever asks for it

Mia: hey john its national dick pic day uk what to do!
John:📸

by MELO-THE-ASS-EATER November 17, 2020

National Dick Grabbing Day

National day on April 13th where all girl\guys can grab dicks at anytime. Good luck ladies. ;)

National Dick Grabbing Day was sick, I got to grab anyone’s dick at anytime;)

by April 13th National Dick Grab May 26, 2018

National Dick kick day

On September 1st this the day that girls can kick a guy in the balls and if you like it or not it will happen to you if you participated in nation grab ass day

Person: bro it’s National Dick kick day I’m soo dead
Person2: why
Person3: I grabbed a girls ass on national grab ass day

by Funny girl wit da Chicken August 28, 2019

national dick sucking day iii

The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.

Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.

Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!

by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019

National Dick Sucking Day II

The second time of the year, July 12th, when hoes will be hoes and just suck as much dick as they want.

Bitch: Hoe, how much dick did you suck on National Dick Sucking Day II?
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.

by Wanker6969 May 26, 2018

National dick down Chris day

October 31st is national give Chris dick day. Every year thousands of people gather at ashy bois house to dick his gay ass down

Akenai: hey Joseph what time are we going to Chris’s house for national dick down Chris day

Joseph: I’m already preparing his anis for penetration.

Akenai: radical

by Chris’s lover boi October 31, 2019

National Dick Me Down Day

A day on April 12th in which celebrates the art of getting dicked down

Josh: What day is it today?
Devin: It's April 12th, national dick me down day
Kinsey: I'm ready

by BigDaddyD69 April 11, 2017