Narcissist 

Someone who only cares about themselves.
Trump. Trump is the ultimate narcissist.

“Trump doesnt care about anyone but himself, he’s a complete narcissist.”

“Daniel left me at the movies just to do his hair nice! He’s such a narcissist!”

Narcissist by peachiiskies January 19, 2021

closet narcissist

clos·et nar·cis·sist /ˈkläzit ˈnärsəsəst/ (noun)

1. Someone who is a narcissist, but denies it.
2. Someone who is a narcissist and knows it, but does not admit it.
3. Someone who is a narcissist, knows it, and admits it, but does not like being one.
__________

John: Hey Henry! How are you doing?

Henry: I'm doing fine, John. Do you like my new clothes? Or how about my hairstyle? They're all new and I'm loving it all! What do you think?

John: They're fine, I guess... So, wha—

Henry: Oh, I've also met this girl at the bar and she's taken a shine to me. I think she may be the one, as well! She's nice and sweet and she thinks I'm handsome, too! I already knew that, but it still feels nice when someone tells me that.

John: You're being pretty narcissistic, Henry.

Henry: What? No, I'm not.

(Henry is a closet narcissist).

closet narcissist by Nøkkenbuer August 22, 2012

Narcissistic Masturbation 

The act of having sex or doing sexual things with someone so similar to you, they could nearly be called a clone.

Andrew: Ah man i just slept with Jessica!

Dave: What?! She is exactly like you! You look and act like you could be the same person!

Andrew: I know, it was some serious Narcissistic Masturbation!

Narcissistic Masturbation by Kurutoro August 16, 2011

Narcissist 

Kendall hays

Kendall is a narcissistic person because he is perfect and better than everyone else. He may also be a pussy but he won’t admit it.”.

Narcissist by Zach majors November 5, 2019

Narcissist 

A narcissist is someone who was raised to seek their parents' validation and, as an adult, continues to need constant reassurance. Narcissists' fear of being disliked is so great that they try to manipulate others into validating them, ironically becoming unlikable. The distain narcissists experience from others causes them to need validation even more, creating a vicious cycle of pushing others away and becoming even more desperate for praise.

1: Every time my girlfriend and I fight she starts talking about how horrible she is and questioning if I love her.
2: Sounds like textbook narcissist. She is trying to get validation out of you and to avoid coming to a compromise. You should dump her.
1: Yeah, I think I'll do that later tonight.

Narcissist by Pagan God of Memes August 16, 2021

Narcissist 

A person that is entitled and views everyone as someone they can manipulate or benefit from. Will dispose people the moment they have gotten what they wanted.

I don’t even get a word in when talking to Luca all he does is talk about himself since he’s such a narcissist

Narcissist by Anna wise January 29, 2022

Narcissistic abuse

Narcissistic abuse is a term made by "empaths" who have no idea what narcissism is. This term is often use to bully and mistreat those with NPD and to label them all as abusers by default which of course, isn't true. Narcissistic abuse isn't a real type of abuse or term and is ableist to use.

"empath": "my dad is a narcissist. I suffered narcissistic abuse because of him."
Educated person: "is he diagnosed with NPD? Then he isn't a narcissist. And even if he was, NPD doesn't abuse you. The person does. Saying "narcissistic abuse" leads back to a community of people trying to survive with a disorder. You mean emotional abuse or mental abuse etc. Blame the abuser not the disorder"

Narcissistic abuse by Beastmaster616 May 21, 2021