Duke Nukem Forever

Never. Did not originate as Cockney rhyming slang as is popularly supposed, instead St. John's Book of Revelations, Nostradamus' Centuries and Somethingawful.com mention the release date in reference to the End of Days.

"Duke Nukem Forever must be seriously behind schedule if even the jokes are getting old" Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

by underscore_b January 13, 2004

Duke Nukem Forever

Monstrously-delayed sequel to the popular FPS Duke Nukem 3D. There have been many other Duke adventures in between, developed by third-parties under license, including:

Duke Nukem: Time To Kill
Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes
Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project
Duke Nukem: Zero Hour

Some good, some bad. However many gamers want the official merchandise from 3D Realms themselves, and 3DR are simply not delivering. They haven't even released a single screenshot or anything about the game since they started over on the project several years ago. One wonders what on Earth is going on at 3DR at the moment.

"When it's done"

Roll on 8 years!

by ATH January 22, 2005

nakered

An adjective that is chiefly British in origin, meaning:

very tired or exhausted.

Defined by dictionary.com the word does not imply sexual exhaustion.

"I was on this one flight right, I'm flying, I'm trying to sleep on the plane, I'm fucking "knackered"; very tired right, and I feel this tapping on my head. I look up and there's this little kid - LOOSE!, On the fucking plane! Just loose! It's his playground in the sky. And he has decided that his job is to repetitively tap me on the top of the head.

And I look over at the mom and she's just smilin', and the guy next to her says "Aw, they're so cute when they're that little," and the mom's just smilin'.

Isn't that amazing, letting your kid run loose on a fucking plane... And then the kid runs over to the emergency exit and he starts flipping that handle next to the door. And the guy next to the mom starts to get up,
and I go, "Wait a minute... we're about to learn an important lesson right here."

Kwoooshh.

Why you're right: the smaller he gets, the cuter he is!

-Bill Hicks,
legend,
and comedies sodomist.

by Rebecka Nothing May 9, 2004

Nuke

Nuke is the very best Counter Strike: Global Offensive map. It is very sweaty when you come across the people that solo queue nuke only. If you go down the vents you can feed someones EGO and they will starting flaming your team in chat. Once this step is done get one teammate to keep trash talking him into a long conversation so he is distracted. From here it is easy and walk up behind the player while he is typing and just knife him. (We came back from 1-6 to 16-7)

Nuke is the best map in the game apart from train.

by SlitheryJoshL February 12, 2020

Nuke This

This is fun with terminology. The term is used to get a point of apocalyptic emphasis across, scare grandma, and yet do away with the long winded saying, "Put my ham and cheese sandwich in the microwave oven." A simple "Nuke this!" will do. Guaranteed is that no one will misinterpret this abbreviated sentence and turn on the oven gas burner. Of course, grandma may feel the urge to bean her grandson over the head with a metal hot plate! It seems that many a World War II "Flame Thrower' veteran may have used a similar meaning word with "grandma" during the Cuban Missile Crisis in the sixties!

All I said was 'nuke this' grandma; you can put that frying pan back in the oven!

by gravy111 November 17, 2010

duke nukem whenever

A nickname for videogame duke nukem forever, based on the fact that 3d realms are waiting for a real nukewar before launching it.

For over nine years, they've been making this game. Expected in 1997, then a few years later, now the end of the year.

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

Nuke it

Microwaving food for an extra long time to compensate for it being out of date and/or of questionable quality.

Dan:- "Is that pizza going to be ok? It's been there since Friday"

Matt:- "I'll nuke it to be sure"

by Stern Boller August 5, 2011