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The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.
Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon
by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022
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Noon o’clock

A portmanteau combining the pattern of 11 o’clock, 12 o’clock, 1 o’clock, and the specially designated word “noon” to indicate 12 o’clock
Hey man, want to go grab lunch at round noon o’clock
by Time enjoyer December 22, 2023
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It's High Noon

No Questions just run for your fucking live!
Mcree: It's High Noon
Enemy: Wait what?!
by Niiko August 9, 2019
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Noon

Calling someone a noon is an insult. A noon is typically someone who causes annoyance, whether intentionally or not, and is often used to describe small, puny individuals. However, the term can also be applied to someone who is annoyingly good or an expert at something that, in the grand scheme of things, holds little real value.
That guy over there can solve a rubix cube, what a little noon’
by KingNoon June 22, 2025
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Night Noon

Go to bed, it’s almost night noon!
by Tony Sweets January 23, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>Your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates WIth THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
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