A form of Haakon rizz is forceful rizz, meaning no matter how. You will bag a chick and eventually bang.
Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.
Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.
"No one can match that Haakon Rizz ong!"
"Wassup fat head"
"I am hot, ur a thot. Lets bang!"
"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"
"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"
"Wassup fat head"
"I am hot, ur a thot. Lets bang!"
"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"
"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"
by The Rizzelante February 24, 2023
Get the Haakon Rizzmug. by Demo-X January 30, 2023
Get the Immortal Rizzmug. When a man cannot pull their way out of a paper bag and talking to females becomes harder than putting a man on the moon. Smite players have become famous for having zero rizz because, it’s Smite. They struggle with the female gender so much, in fact, that this persons friends have completely given up on them and only fat bitches have become the target of their crosshairs. The only cure for this is an intervention where all of the boys sit this man down and explain to him the error of his ways.
by Urmyboyblue January 6, 2022
Get the Zero Rizzmug. You can get girls and finesse bitches half of the time. You don’t have W rizz or L rizz. But you have Mid rizz.
by superplushbros64 April 28, 2022
Get the Mid rizzmug. “She was clearly into me, she was making eye contact, nodding and smiling, and was twirling her hair!”
“Ha! No dude, that’s the tism rizz!”
“Ha! No dude, that’s the tism rizz!”
by DapperHusband July 23, 2023
Get the Tism Rizzmug. by Goul Sazuki June 14, 2022
Get the The Unspoken Rizzmug. by fendapro October 1, 2021
Get the unspoken rizzmug.