by ralfrolfralf September 14, 2010
When I the woman fills her vagina with jelly and the man covers his penis with peanut butter. Then after they finish screwing the PB & J is scooped out onto bread and eaten.
by wooden_didlos_at_camp July 11, 2010
A Nigerian or West-African who is respected by all and will not hesitate to Falcon Punch you if irritated, opposed, vilified, et cetera. He may also deliver a Nigerian Punch. It is impossible to describe. If you encounter a Nigerian enraged enough to attack with a Nigerian Punch, do not approach him/her.
James: Hey, man i meet a Nigerian Sage today. It was crazy.
Rick: That's cool. What happened?
James: He beat up Mark. i haven't seen him since.
Mark: Hey guys...
James and Rick: W...T...F.....your face.....
Rick: That's cool. What happened?
James: He beat up Mark. i haven't seen him since.
Mark: Hey guys...
James and Rick: W...T...F.....your face.....
by NigerianSage June 02, 2011
Get the fuck over here you Nigerian cunt!
by shitty words February 01, 2015
to break up with a person over a holiday or birthday then get back with them the following week to prevent buying a gift.
Prince Osuofia did a Nigerian Break-up and broke up with Hope the week before Valentine Day to prevent buying her a gift. Then got back with her the afterwards.
by Prince Naija February 09, 2011
When you make a girl take a horse laxative and proceed to engage in anal sex, the diarrhea squirts through the seams between her ass and his dick.
Jennifer allowed terry to preform the Nigerian Anus Destroyer on her which resulted in massive amounts of laundry bills.
by analchainsaw12 October 27, 2013
When someone goes to an used car dealership with a car to trade in, and ends up buying the same car back they had before at a marked up price.
Guy: I like this car, it looks just like my old one.
Salesman: With your trade in, you can have it for just $2,000.
Guy: I'll take it. (Salesman thinks to himself "Thats the same car he drove here in, thats one hell of a Nigerian buy back.)
Salesman: With your trade in, you can have it for just $2,000.
Guy: I'll take it. (Salesman thinks to himself "Thats the same car he drove here in, thats one hell of a Nigerian buy back.)
by wesje November 20, 2009