mysteriousity

having, or relating to, mystery; a measure of mysteriousness

I like having a pen pal, because the mysteriousity of being anonymous is very fun and enjoyable.

by Davide Alejandro August 12, 2009

mystery squat

When you don’t know if you will shit or fart as you place your ass onto the porcelain throne.

After a certain age, it’s always a mystery squat.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

Master Of Smells

The Master Of Smells is a mysterious near-mythical man-creature who has the ability to summon and manipulate any smell in the universe. He is surrounded by a constant, horrendous odour that makes it near-impossible to approach him. He also carries with him an enchanted satchel which contains many sacred and rare scents. It is widely believed that the Master is the most powerful force in creation.

Other titles attributed to the Master are:

Lord Of the Nostril,
Conductor Of Odours,
Ruler of Essence,
The Monarch of Aroma

Master Of Smells: "Hand me ma' satchel.. ma' satchel of smells"

by JohnnyNiles April 18, 2009

masterbitch

A very nasty woman; the mother of all nasty women. A woman of questionable ethics.

That masterbitch got me kicked out of the theater.

by travelmop February 9, 2010

master cocksmith

One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.

Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.

by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013

master out

To leave a PhD program partway through with a Master's degree, rather than completing the program. May go on to transfer to a different institution to complete the PhD there

"I ultimately plan to master out and move to Europe, do a PhD there - better work-life balance"

by Anomaly13 March 1, 2019

Pajero Master

A master of being a pajero. Chronic Masturbater. One who wrestles with the chicken too much and becomes skilled in doing so. Pa-Je-Ro.

Oscar- Hey Ariel, stop being a pajero master!!

by Ariel Caceres January 21, 2010