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Murphy's Law of first period

If you haven't done homework for a class, you will have it first period without fail
Guy 1: Ah fuck dude, English first... of course I didn't write my essay.
Guy 2: Well yeah dude, murphy's law of first period
by dangdaddddddyyyy November 9, 2016
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wild eyes murphy

a man who does not photograph well, and looks like a crazed homeless street drinker in pictures.
'look at the state of you in that photo, you look like wild eyes murphy'

'who's that man youre with in that picture?, is it from your days working in the homeless shelter?'

'no, thats my boyfriend, he's a wild eyes murphy'
by lalalaland January 10, 2009
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murphys law

named after a mythical irishman, usually means "if anything can go wrong-it will". FATE
I thought i could get away with killing my wife,but murphys law got me!
by charles r. mckinney June 27, 2006
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eddie murphy

A comedian who USED to be funny.
What happened Eddie? Did Daddy Day Care kill your career?
by Alomar January 26, 2005
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Murchase

Simply a Purchase of Merchandise to support or represent your team, favourite band, Twitch channel etc.

From a comment made on Twitch.tv/chess during the Magnus Carlsun vs Fabiana Caruana match by Daniel Rensch To Robert Hess.
I murchased some Fortnite t-shirts after playing online all weekend.
by FlashwaveXL November 16, 2018
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Murphy's Law of Speaking Up

"If you go ahead and say something, people will get mad and accuse you of being too bold/impudent/forward, expecting too much, or asking too many questions. But if you keep quiet, people will criticize you for being too wimpy to stand up for yourself."
As a child and teenager, people always griped at me for my speaking my mind, and so I finally got too timid to open my mouth. Nowadays, however, many folks --- including some of those very same criticizers from my youth --- tell me that I need to stick up for myself more and stop being such a wuss... can't win! Classic example of "Murphy's Law of Speaking Up", I guess.
by QuacksO June 12, 2019
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murphythedog210

This is literally the best Tiktoker in the world and the owner of the dog is antroy and he is also famous and goes to east middle school
Antroy and Murphythedog210 are the best
by Ehhdhfhr November 20, 2019
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