munted

to be so intoxicated that it is not possible to be any more intoxicated

Stuart was munted after the 22nd beer.

by Z March 30, 2003

MUNT

A old fat ugly smelly skanky horse.

Laura Sedgewick is such a munt!

by Muntlover May 8, 2006

munt

verb: to ass-rape someone so hard, that all there holes become one
noun: to be munted

FORMAL: to be dressed in black tie attire and address each other as Mr. and Mrs. or Ms.
MEDIVAL: to have a spear or dagger on the end of the dig, (very painful)

by Weeslaw and Shrank February 16, 2005

munted

fucked up, deranged and retarded..... possibly one hell of an ugly mother fucker!

yo dude, ur my best friend but ur chick is MUNTED baby!!

by Captain Pugwash March 22, 2004

munted

To be reeeeally drunk

Yeah, I was totally munted last night' - Noel, Shaun Of The Dead

by S.O.T.D April 17, 2006

munting

sucking dick

i like munting

by gigbib121 May 19, 2016

Munt

A man with a cunt. Usually used to describe roided up female Olympic athletes.

Natasha was stripped of her Olympic gold in weight lifting after a physical examination revealed she was a Munt.

by Mars57 July 13, 2010