mung

To quote 'Mavens word of the Day' from February 10, 2000:

In the 1970s there was a column in Sex Newspapers called Mung. When asked why the column had this name, Peters, the editor, said, "If you'll remember the old high school gross contests... Mung was this stuff: 'You take a pregnant lady gorilla... and you tie her by the heals upside-down from a branch, and you beat her on the belly with a board – and the stuff that comes out of her mouth, that's Mung'" (1970).

The poachers ruined their valuable silver back gorilla pelt by getting mung all over it.

by Bored and Dangerous April 8, 2007

mung

the mucus that is released when you poop.

I put the mung in his mouth when he was sleeping

by dranglemaster May 10, 2008

Mung

Crud. A nasty substance, perhaps a deviation of "dung".

Oooooo. It's got mung on it!

by Mike Briant May 13, 2005

munge

The act of some sick perve that has a corrupt mind.

The fag munged the dead girl.

by Manda January 19, 2004

Mung

When you press on a pregnant womans womb, lots of creamy yellow pus comes out of the vagina. It tastes like peanuts.

Evelyn: I'm starting to produce mung

Daisy: Ahh thats nice!

by Buttfukka January 5, 2010

mung

A condition resulting from unintentionally consuming human feces, as from food prepared without proper sanitation techniques. Symptoms include lethargy, loss of appetite, intestinal upset, and general malaise.

Damn it man, I've been laid up for a week with the mung... You'd better learn to wash your hands between shitting and cooking.

by nols student May 16, 2009

mung

A modified, and very special form of Extra Spearmint sugar free chewing gum. The modification involves adding the simple inscription 'MUNG' with horizontal lines above and below to the face of the chewing gum packet before it is opened, in permanent black marker pen. Mung is far superior to ordinary chewing gum.

This type of Mung bears no relation to other definitions of the word such as the bean or the unpleasant liquid substance.

That curry made my breath smell, do you have any Mung?

by Tommy d of Broadstairs December 28, 2006