Mother

The only woman in the world who will still cradle you in her arms even if you've stabbed her loving heart each time you've hung up her calls, thrown away her delicious food just because your friends thought Subway was cool; got a red-ink stained progress report; told her to go away in the presence of your apparently 'cool' friends, ignored her for telling you to do your school work before play; taking juvenile revenge on her for only protecting you from the seemingly harmless evils in the world around you.

And still say she loves you and you will always be her child, no matter what.

It's not just the placenta that forms a bond between a mother and a child.

It's the mother herself who loves her child unconditionally.

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I love my mother and I absolutely hate myself because I am yehdjncmsaoajeu (aka doesn't deserve to be my mother's child)

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010

yippie kay yay mother fucker

An awesome phrase originating from the Die Hard movies.

Yippie kay yay mother fucker *shoots and kills man*

by yippiekayyaymotherfuckerdiehar April 7, 2010

Mail Mother Fucker

Phrase used in the movie Eurotrip as an annocement that he got mail

BEEP BEEP MAIL MOTHER FUCKEr

by joe shmit July 8, 2004

mother from another brother

A sister that treats a brother like their own child.

The sister trying to manhandle him pretty much shows she's a mother from another brother

by 10pm January 10, 2010

Mother Trucker Dude

when something hurts like a buttcheek on a stick

mother trucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

Mother witch

A legendary card in the popular mobile game clash Royale. Commonly used by the biggest of assholes she turns your swarm cards into a fleet of disgusting ass pigs to do her bidding. NERF THAT SHIT

That dumbass mother witch turned my skeleton army into a bunch of pigs

by CocoMelon is better than Apex June 20, 2021

Your mother is a homosexual

Your mother is a homosexual is a phrase posh people use instead of ur mom gay!

Prince John Fakename the Third: Your mother is a homosexual
Butler Bill: No U!

by r.dick.handler April 17, 2018