motspur

The wheel on a shopping cart that looks totally normal.....but when the trolley is loaded makes the whole thing uncontrollable.

Look that cart is motspurred

by Paul December 25, 2003

Mattsacre

To violently kill someone

Holy crap, that kid just Mattsacre'd his family.

by Mattsacre December 25, 2007

Mortscoop

The nickname of ESPN analyst and "insider" Chris Mortensen. It is a sarcastic name in nature, because ~99% of Mortensen's "scoops" end being inaccurate.

It was originally coined by the NFL writers at FanHouse.com and has since taken on widespread infamy across the internet.

"ESPN's Chris Mortensen reports that the Chiefs have hired Mike Shanahan"

"NFL.com's Adam Schefter reports that Mort is full of poop."

"MORTSCOOP!"

Or, alternately:

"As first reported today by Mortscoop, Brett Favre has been traded to the Panthers."

by Mortscoop January 23, 2009

mootsagootsa

A genius of geniuses, a person of superior intelligence and insight, someone that is capable of becoming a leader of the galaxy.

It took a mootsagootsa to control the world by way of Heavens Aces In The Hole.

by titlemike August 23, 2012

Mootsy

Little black dog that runs along the river bank.

Look at that little dog running along the river, it's name must be mootsy

by Mootsy January 2, 2016

Moats

Normally a ring of water around a castle, in this case the ring around the nipple.

Damn girl your moats nearly cover your whole udder, they look like hamburger patty's

by andymack78 March 24, 2019

jizz moths

Small bugs/flys/moths that spend time flying around smelly people/areas in large groups.

Usually found around dirty perverts, sluts and smelly people!

What are those little things flying around her?
Don't worry, there just jizz moths!

Dirty!

by The Moth man July 12, 2011