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Mort

An omelette/shark drowned in mustard/foot fettish/squirell rat/icon/lemur
Man i cant wait to boil my mort tonight

Damn mort should be a stripper
by VeryMuchCorrectHuman October 8, 2021
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by Dylanpcmc October 6, 2016
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Mort VR is a tiktoker who just recently made up his account, he doesn't really post that much, but when he does, it's kinda funny. You should definitely give him a follow
Look, it's mort._vr I should follow him
by Mort._vr April 16, 2022
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A mort is someone that is unhygienic, a slut, a crack whore, everything bad all put into one,

A mort dosent care how she looks, how she dresses, who she hangs with & who she hangs out of!

The word mort is exactly like the word gronk! But mort is what you call females and gronk is for males!,

Its the worst thing to be called if your a female!
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Did she just scat the stem of your pipe?
Guy 2

Yea she’s a fucking Mort!!

Oi whos that scatt mort!

Oi bruv she’s the biggest fucking mort around!
by Inkdup Aussie March 13, 2024
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a sexual kink where you suck the living shit out of a tongue
Yeah man I'm into morting, that shii is HOT
by mama mort March 13, 2022
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He's such a mort
by Dylanpcmc October 6, 2016
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a dangerous war criminal and dictator. responsible for countless genocides and civil wars throughout his 32 year long reign. his most notable killing was the deaths of his 12 unnamed wives
oof, looks like Mort just committed another ethnic cleansing
by Lord Pilaf December 28, 2021
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