Mort

An omelette/shark drowned in mustard/foot fettish/squirell rat/icon/lemur

Man i cant wait to boil my mort tonight

Damn mort should be a stripper

by VeryMuchCorrectHuman October 8, 2021

Mort

A Jewish baby

Your such a mort

by Dylanpcmc October 6, 2016

mort._vr

Mort VR is a tiktoker who just recently made up his account, he doesn't really post that much, but when he does, it's kinda funny. You should definitely give him a follow

Look, it's mort._vr I should follow him

by Mort._vr April 16, 2022

Mort

A mort is someone that is unhygienic, a slut, a crack whore, everything bad all put into one,

A mort dosent care how she looks, how she dresses, who she hangs with & who she hangs out of!

The word mort is exactly like the word gronk! But mort is what you call females and gronk is for males!,

Its the worst thing to be called if your a female!

Guy1

Did she just scat the stem of your pipe?
Guy 2

Yea she’s a fucking Mort!!

Oi whos that scatt mort!

Oi bruv she’s the biggest fucking mort around!

by Inkdup Aussie March 13, 2024

mort

a sexual kink where you suck the living shit out of a tongue

Yeah man I'm into morting, that shii is HOT

by mama mort March 13, 2022

Mort

A Jewish baby

He's such a mort

by Dylanpcmc October 6, 2016

Mort

a dangerous war criminal and dictator. responsible for countless genocides and civil wars throughout his 32 year long reign. his most notable killing was the deaths of his 12 unnamed wives

oof, looks like Mort just committed another ethnic cleansing

by Lord Pilaf December 28, 2021