mortal kombat retard edition

a battle that involves mentally handicaped fighters

kenny and philup had a mortal kombat retard edition battle

by debby zebby July 8, 2010

Better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack

A term used to describe various forms of entertainment, either in the positive or the negative.

"Man this movie really sucks."
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"

~or~

"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"

by Re-wired Writer November 10, 2008

ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series)

a not so bad netflix original where the protagonist makes me want to fucking kill myself because of her shitty acting. its a not so good rendition of the book series with barely decent and an atrOCIOUS ONE (makes me want to use eye bleach).

why the fuck am i watching ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) ???? god this is so shit e n d m e

by CloudLuka August 9, 2017

mortal

meaning: a living thing that can die

immortal: shut up stupid mortal
mortal: fuc-

by im a fucking idiot March 8, 2022

mortal kombat boots

A slang term, for Government issue boots or combat boots.

The nigga wearing mortal kombat boots, he gonna kick in your door!

by Kcsama February 24, 2024

Mortal Kombat 1

the only reason i havent fucking killed everyone yet, this along with the people playground 'Better Gore' mod

i could watch Mortal Kombat 1 Fatalities all day

by nubnerd24 June 27, 2025

Mortal

a well known ex-satanic extortionist from 646 often found hanging out with gores and heaven along with souls he originates from xbox com in 2019 and has since left com but will still bitch you if you false claim if you spot him report him to authorities immediately

"Mortal is good at doxxing"
"leave gc guys its Mortal"
"Mortal is the best ex-com kid known to man"

by ihyoxi on tt January 24, 2025