mortal kombat retard edition

a battle that involves mentally handicaped fighters

kenny and philup had a mortal kombat retard edition battle

by debby zebby July 8, 2010

Better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack

A term used to describe various forms of entertainment, either in the positive or the negative.

"Man this movie really sucks."
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"

~or~

"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"

by Re-wired Writer November 10, 2008

ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series)

a not so bad netflix original where the protagonist makes me want to fucking kill myself because of her shitty acting. its a not so good rendition of the book series with barely decent and an atrOCIOUS ONE (makes me want to use eye bleach).

why the fuck am i watching ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) ???? god this is so shit e n d m e

by CloudLuka August 9, 2017

Gorgeously beautiful and irresistible to a mortals eyes

Rita

Rita is so Gorgeously beautiful and irresistible to a mortals eyes that I can’t resist not looking at her every time I pass her in school

by Ritaslover69 September 19, 2022

Mortal

signifying a serious transgression that is thought to rob the soul of heavenly grace.

She'd committed a mortal sin.

by Arminkshipper July 12, 2024

Mortal

A physical human with no extraordinary magical powers, divine ancestry, past-life in the godly realm or possibly any belief in magic, as well as who is from the mortal world and whose ghost's lifespan is just temporary.

A demigod mocked, 'You mortal, like most other ones, have no divine purpose in life, but just live to eat, sleep and work, unlike us demigods, so I don't understand why you exist for.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 28, 2022

mortal termination

the killing of a mortal, otherwise a human

Ooh he’s about to get mortal termination

by bigdickyourmom May 6, 2021