Moot Face

When a mans beard resembles a putrid unkempt women’s vagina.

Look at that putrid cunts beard...what a moot face he is.

by Kappacc November 23, 2019

moot

short of mutual, moot simply means someone that you've followed on social media that also follows you! usually, moot or mutual is used in a positive, almost friend-like manner.

A: One of my moots deactivated their account today
B: Oh no!! That's too bad.
A: Yeah - we were good moots, too...

by deadimino June 27, 2025

moot

slag word for vagina

her moot is popping

by ritsi April 6, 2017

Moot Yak

A hairy moot or vag, unkempt or not well maintained.

Geez, i picked up on that two week camping trip and went the growl on Shazza in the tent, she had the full Moot Yak going. Hard lesson!

by Gavatron001 October 23, 2022

Moot

The human embodiment of mucus. A ‘Moot’ is a rather unpleasant species of homosapien, Who only eats Doritos and peanuts ever so irritatingly quiet. A ‘Moot’ could also be considered a rather mercurial person who harbours an unethical amount of Upstream swimming Fish in a Tupperware container.

What’s he doing with all that salmon in his garden ?! He’s such a ‘MOOT’!

by Letmeseethemtitsfart November 2, 2020

moot

1. a retarded person, most commonly used by teenagers to their younger siblings. can also be used to describe an annoying, stupid, or overall dumb person who is at higher level than you.
2. the screen name for the creator of 4chan and Canvas Networks.

1. Holy Shit!! That man is such a moot! He should just go play with his little kid friends and not interrupt us!
2. Damn. Moot's company stock just went up by 2%.

by blinkhtml April 9, 2018

Anoose Moot

A chaotic fusion of emotional collapse and bodily tension caused by extreme gamer rage — especially when someone (usually named Bob) falls into a hole (both emotionally and in-game) and can’t get out. Said to swell deep within, where Bob’s suppressed grunts and frustration build until they erupt through an orifice somewhere between his anoose and the moot.

Origin: Discovered during an online game where Bob got stuck in a hole and lashed out for several days — and was still hurting.

Bob: "Pest, they’re coming from the west, PEST!" Bob shouted before falling into a hole and getting stuck. Moments later, a guttural outburst tore through the headset — his anoose moot had fully activated. Consumed by shame and frustration, Bob then attempted to team-kill as a form of emotional retaliation for the damage he had suffered.
Pest: "You're an Anoose Moot stuck in a hole."

by JoseConseko May 15, 2025