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Three Ball Monty

A game in which you pull the foreskin of your penis over so it looks like a ball.when combined with the other 2 its hard to pick which one isnt a ball.
Copsey won last nights game of Three Ball Monty, guessing 2 out of 3 times.
by RickLing October 8, 2008
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Big Dick Monty

The title of a man with a 9 inch girth that flops out of his footy shorts when rackin up 39 disposals. Upon captaincy you gain 6 inches.
He's cute, He's tall, He's got gorgeous eyes, and a stunning smile. I didn't say a name, but he popped into your head didnt he? That's right, it was Big Dick Monty.
by Arthur Brimsby May 2, 2019
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Monty Boy Marlo

Any South Indian dude from Fremont, California that thinks he’s thug af and from “the hood”. They often copy the attire of individuals from much less fortunate backgrounds and have loving millionaire tech parents.
Ayo, I think I see a Monty Boy Marlo pulling up, tuck in your chain.
by Madeitoutthemont July 18, 2023
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Three Ball Monty

Three Ball Monty is a game where one male participant gather's his own penis and testicles together in one hand. By slight compression of the testicles and penis the body parts appear very similar. The object of the game is to have other players guess which is the penis and which is the testicles.
During the Three Ball Monty tournament J.B. injured his penis as a result of extreme compression.
by Whatzizfaceheezsitinrightheer January 19, 2009
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Revving your monty

An expression to be used in place of phrases such as "I'm pulling your leg" or "I'm winding you up" as it conjures up strange images in ones head.
"Naw, I'm just revving your Monty mate."
by Tom Hammersley June 13, 2004
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Dirty Monty

When you are giving a woman the “Shocker” only to pull your hand out and find your pinky finger covered in shit.
I was giving my Bosses sister in law the Shocker last night when I smelt something funny, I pulled my hand out and discovered it turned into a Dirty Monty
by Rford4088 March 1, 2023
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monty python and the holy grail

Excert from monty python and the holy grail:

One day, lad, all this will be yours!
What, the curtains?
No. Not the curtains, lad. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad.
But Mother--
Father, lad. Father.
B-- b-- but Father, I don't want any of that.
Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.
But I don't want any of that. I'd rather--
Rather what?!
I'd rather...
music
...just... sing!
Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen, lad. In twenty minutes, you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.
B-- but I don't want land.
Listen, Alice,--
Herbert.
'Erbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
But-- but I don't like her.
Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!
I know, but I want the-- the girl that I marry to have...
music
...a certain,... special... something!
Cut that out! Cut that out! Look, you're marrying Princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea!
smack
by le fromage May 19, 2006
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