March Slap Ass Month

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

monthaversary

n 1: The monthly recurring date of a past event, especially one of historical, national, or personal importance: a relationship monthaversary (monthiversary); the monthaversary of ones birthday (bithday).

2: A celebration commemorating such a date.

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n: the date on which an event occurred in some previous month (or the celebration of it)

In dumb down stupid terms: A monthly anniversary, though usually only used in context for the first 12 months

Today is the 2nd monthaversary of that nasty hurricane that hit two months ago

by Alex Donaldson October 16, 2005

6 month rule

After a couple has been dating for 6 months, it is now safe for them to have sex, and not regret it.

"Mark and Jamie had sex!? But they forgot the 6 month rule! Oh shit!"

by MMjr February 20, 2009

Monthaversary

The reccurrence of an event on the same date every month. Like a relationship for instance.

Happy Monthaversary Jonathan!

by GabrielahSparx November 29, 2010

month of excess

the period from Thanksgiving through New Year's Eve, where anything you do has to be to the fullest and no rules apply. Eat, drink and be merry daily, and worry about your liver, your bulging waistline, and your job and other commitments in the remaining dark days of winter.

As an added bonus, living so excessively in this time period gives you the perfect New Year's resolution - just stop being so irresponsible!

Johnny: I went out until 3am Tuesday night, slept through two meetings, came to work at 2pm and left at 5pm for happy hour, where I ate the entire appetizer sampler platter for 4 by myself.

Chris: Aren't you worried about your job? Or your health?

Johnny: Month of excess!!

by holler! December 2, 2010

Monotoneminor

This type of person departs from all normal and rational reasoning.
They admire their friends.
They are polite to their co-workers.
They are able to write unbelievably flawless peices of literature.
And they are the type of person who has wonderous hair.

"look over there! My god that person is the very definition of awesome!"

"I think you mean a Monotoneminor"

by Smellinglittledaisiesinthefall December 26, 2011

Monochrome

Monochrome (also known as Checkmate or Checkmating) is the femslash/yuri/wlw ship between Weiss Schnee and Blake Belladonna from the American anime-style web series RWBY.

Weiss Schnee and Blake Belladonna are teammates and make up the W and B of Team RWBY, respectively. Weiss was the heir to the Schnee Dust Company and initially had distrust of the White Fang and of the Faunus (one of two races in the world of RWBY that is distinguishable in that they possess the traits of animals). Due to this, she initially runs into conflict with Blake, who grew up in the White Fang and is a Faunus. Over time, they learn to trust each other and now consider each other like family.

Person A: "Monochrome is such a cute ship, I hope it becomes canon soon!"
Person B: "Me too! I hope they support each other when they both go to Atlas, Weiss's home and the place with the most Faunus discrimination."

by GoatGirlsBestGirls November 24, 2019