Moist Job

The act of a woman licking her palm prior to giving her man a hand job in order to lubricate and prevent chaffing and improve the experience. It is not an alteration of a hand job, but its own entity.

As the girl was about to go down on me, she pulled up, licked her hand, and gave me a moist job first.

-Andrew Dyer was the original creator of the term.

by Michael-Edwards-PHX April 10, 2010

Moist not want not

If a lady isn't wet she might not want to fuck.

Girl A: He keeps busting out the lube... I guess I'm not that into him"
Girl B: "Moist not want not"

by DJ horrible August 11, 2009

Moist Pussy

When you slide a girls panties off and the juices from her pussy are gushing out. Making the pussy moist

Yo nigga, I was with this one bitch, that Was moist pussy

by Champapi123 April 20, 2017

moist calzone

Is basically an overly wet gross pussy, gots aids. Best way to describe your mom

"I would Fuck Jenny but I heard she has a moist calzone"

by RandyKevincodyconnor May 12, 2015

Moist Dream

When a female wakes up super horny and super wet from nocturnal sex dreams. Usually requires immediate self gratification or initiating sex with their lover.

I don't know what got into Rachel last night. She had one hell of a moist dream. She woke me up by sitting on my face and riding me like a pony.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

your moist

'Your moist' is a slang word for lame. Mostly used when someone does something wet.

Tom: i play minecraft 24/7.
Chris: your moist cuz.

by Manlyk M December 19, 2016

moist vagina

a great song by nirvana

moist vagina is a great song by nirvana

by daniel d December 28, 2005