mom

friend: hows is your mom doing?
me: i don't know she left when i was 4

by mymomleftme March 07, 2022

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Someone who is supposed to love and care for you not abuse you your whole life to the point where you try commuting suicide in hopes to make her finally be happy with you

Me: I fucking hate my mom
Someone: why
Me: she abused me for most of my life

by TheAnarchistSystem October 06, 2021

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bleached mommy buckets of kfc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mom please stop trying to have sexual intercourse with me

by е May 04, 2020

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the woman that pushed u out her pussy

"hey mom?"
"what sweetie"
"why do you have a big pussy"
"because i pushed ur fat ass out of it"

by Br_itachi27 October 28, 2021

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The person you ask for money because everyone else has learned that you don’t pay people back

Me: hey mom can I have $20
Mom: no, dose it look like I’m made outta money?
Me: Made

Outta

Money
Mom: (sighs knowing that if she wins I’ll keep trying)

by maksym1000 July 05, 2019

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