Mom

The person you ask for money because everyone else has learned that you don’t pay people back

Me: hey mom can I have $20
Mom: no, dose it look like I’m made outta money?
Me: Made

Outta

Money
Mom: (sighs knowing that if she wins I’ll keep trying)

by maksym1000 July 4, 2019

Mom

The greatest, most awesome, amazing, beautiful woman in the world.

I love my mom.

by FatherTerry December 22, 2020

Mom

Mum

:thats my mom
:you misspelt it idiot its mum

by Hahahahate October 22, 2020

Mom

the person that BIRTHED YOU.

Your mom had sex with your dad.

by anonymous January 30, 2023

Mom

What you call you teacher not on purpose

You: mom
Teacher:? Its ok
You: runs away in Embarrassment

by XxSaZe_SunxX April 22, 2020

mom

a bitch that tells you what to do

my mom is an asshole

by Plushyboi December 9, 2018

Mom

A mother, aka mom

Mom

Shut up

by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019