Mom

Epic awesome

"Wow your a awesome mom"

by Emma da best January 13, 2017

Mom

Urmumgay

Student: *raising hand*

Teacher: yes Timmy

Student: Your mom gay

by MemeMachine51 February 26, 2018

Mom

mom is the woman who takes care of you and loves you. some moms are your biological mom but others can treat you like they are your mom. your mom is the person you should go to about anything and you should trust your mom and love your mom.

who is that older girl that vanessa is with? i thought it was her mom but her mom died, right?

that is her mom. her mother figure that she loves so much.

by EJBWIQHSBCJKAOQBSNAKSHBQQK November 27, 2018

Mom

Made of Money

My son asked me if he could have some money and I said I'm not Mom

by My ninja December 8, 2014

Mom

Made Of Money

Mom:do I look like I'm made of money

Kid:isn't that what mom means M-made O-of M-money

by Iheartsportz July 17, 2015

MOM

A Mom Is A Great Person And A Best Friend Also Strict When Needed Though She is there when you need her most but doesnt support drugs or alcohol but herself can get high and bombed heck its her life so stop screeming and pass the e'erclear

I Love You But Stop Being Such a MOM
I Love My MOM
MOM YOUR GOING TO CRASH...BOOM

by Alcornbc March 15, 2010

Mom

(V)The scource of all jokes,

And in an other definition..

(V,N)The womon who is the only one who loves you, and will pay attention to you.

Man: Your mommas so fat...

Mom: OMG I LOVE YOU!
person: YAY I HAVE NO FRIENDS SIDES YOU!

by Fazio December 28, 2005