by chickengutz March 29, 2010

When you have so much BBQ sauce on your fingers from eating ribs, you have to grab things like your cup with the palms of your hands.
by monkman180 April 9, 2011

A knitted pice of clothing similar to a glove that several boners can fit into for the purpose of staying snug and warm.
It was an especially cold winter so the boy's grandmother knitted them a stylish but functional boner mitten.
by stinky thumbs "R"buckles July 24, 2012

by Laquishita6552112 February 27, 2009

Its where you take one fist and put it up her ass and the other fist down her throat and fist bump yourself in her guts
by Jon von hugendong May 19, 2018

An unmitigated disaster. A project that one person wants to do and drops the ball and makes everyone else take charge of to finish.
"God,remember when Henry wanted to do that fundraiser for orphans and then he abandoned it..what a mitten tree!"
by Absolute Ang January 11, 2009

by Jammal Taylor July 27, 2008
