ripped mitten

A person exceeding a douce bag demeanor and farts wherever he damn well pleases in public

John was a ripped mitten that day we went to the mall

by adamgaminyshisss December 06, 2014

Meat mittens

Someone who has large hands, generally from their line of work.

I shook Frank the farmer’s hands the other day, his meat mittens made my hands feel dainty.

by Chappy11 May 26, 2019

teeth mittens

When you wake up with such a dry mouth that it feels like you have mittens on your teeth. Occurs when sleeping with your mouth open during a cold or drinking too much.

How was the party?
I got so hammered last night I have a screaming headache and a full set of teeth mittens.

by spirotot April 01, 2014

Man Mittens

When you have so much BBQ sauce on your fingers from eating ribs, you have to grab things like your cup with the palms of your hands.

Hey man, these ribs are so good but I have to use my man mittens to pick up my drink!

by monkman180 March 24, 2011

putting on mittens

The internet equivalent of biting one's tongue.

My boss's email was so infuriating that I wanted to reply to all pointing out his hypocrisy. But I need the job, so I ended up putting on mittens and just let it go.

by Xenos Aegletes May 02, 2012

Loose Mitten

Cut from the string.
A drunk person who is seemingly free of all cares and responsibilities.

After a 40 of Vodka, Liz was quite the loose mitten.

by Laquishita6552112 February 27, 2009

squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor April 29, 2008