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Hittin the Mitten

Jacking off, or masturbating in a glove or mitten.
He said he couldn't meet us. he was probably home hittin the mitten
by chickengutz March 29, 2010
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Man Mittens

When you have so much BBQ sauce on your fingers from eating ribs, you have to grab things like your cup with the palms of your hands.
Hey man, these ribs are so good but I have to use my man mittens to pick up my drink!
by monkman180 April 9, 2011
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Boner Mitten

A knitted pice of clothing similar to a glove that several boners can fit into for the purpose of staying snug and warm.
It was an especially cold winter so the boy's grandmother knitted them a stylish but functional boner mitten.
by stinky thumbs "R"buckles July 24, 2012
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Loose Mitten

Cut from the string.
A drunk person who is seemingly free of all cares and responsibilities.
After a 40 of Vodka, Liz was quite the loose mitten.
by Laquishita6552112 February 27, 2009
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Russian mittens

Its where you take one fist and put it up her ass and the other fist down her throat and fist bump yourself in her guts
This girl is a freak. . she said give me the russian mittens
by Jon von hugendong May 19, 2018
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Mitten Tree

An unmitigated disaster. A project that one person wants to do and drops the ball and makes everyone else take charge of to finish.
"God,remember when Henry wanted to do that fundraiser for orphans and then he abandoned it..what a mitten tree!"
by Absolute Ang January 11, 2009
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squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.
by Jammal Taylor July 27, 2008
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