When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.
I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.
by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017
Get the the oven mitmug. 
Get the Tæske mit gardinmug. by HIMOTHY1 June 4, 2022
Get the Mittedmug. Hym "Oh geez guys! I WONDER WHO THOUGHT OF THAT!? THEY MUST BE A GENIUS! 'MIT gives AI the ability to 'reason like humans' with hybrid architecture' says the article. That is brilliant! (It was me by the way I'm the genius)."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
Get the MIT gives AI the ability to 'reason like humans' with hybrid architecturemug. 
A high school NPC that wears all black and damns you with unskippable cutscenes. He is known for his yapping abilities. Only way to get rid of him is tagging or as the actual term is "mitsing" someone else. His fields of expertise consist of school lessons, fish and women. His yapping abilities have also gifted him the name "Modern Aesop"
by ImthekingBurgerKing February 12, 2024
Get the Black Mitsmug.