Ur sister a mister

Only use this phrase if you are prepared for the consequences. This phrase is the offspring of “ur mom gay” and “ur daddy lesbian,” and the breeder of it was Satan himself. It is the worst thing that you can say to someone. If the arguments gets to “ur grandpap a trap” and it’s your turn, chain yourself down before you use this. It’s deadly.

Steve: ur mom gay lol
John: no u
Steve: ur dad lesbian
John: ur granny tranny
Steve: ur grandpap a trap, ha, no coming back from that!
John: *chains himself down while fire sprouts from every hole of his body*
UR SISTER A MISTER!!!!!!!
Steve: *explodes into atom size pieces that are on fire as Satan pulls his soul down past hell to the unknown
God: *tears pour down his face* holy shit!

by Thicc Lobster May 15, 2018

krispy mister

doing a chick over the stove while using a sock that you’ve skated in all day as a condom, Mean while she takes a shit on the stove. Be sure to bring the shit to a nice crisp. After you’ve cumed, take the shit and place it into the sock Then send it to the SOA (Sexual Organization of America) for verification that it is in fact a Krispy Mister.

Dude, I just did a Krispy Mister with this chick, now I have an odd number of socks.

by toll February 7, 2007

Ur sister a mister

The worst insult ever with indescribable punishment for the person it’s used against

Frank: ur dad lesbian
Harold: yeah well ur sister a mister
* frank and his entire family are wiped from the planet along with any memory of them. But the power used for this causes a great lightning storm transforming the whole world into thots. Then Stephen hawking comes back from the dead to begone those thots. Then he immediately dies of 7 different types of Ebola

by Cambunctious April 9, 2018

mister-sister

Someone of the male species, that wants and or appears to look like a female.A male that is very feminine, also known as a "shemale"

That gay guy looks like mister sister

by Nicki November 10, 2003

MisterSatan

Derived from the synonymous internet legend. To possess a impish intelligence and sense of humor, especially when spread via the internet.

"That new B-23 virus that's out that turns all people's desktop items into various body parts.. that's so MisterSatan."

by Lemonkid May 21, 2004

ur sister a mister

Ultimate insult, it WILL kill you, watch out! Can only be blocked with a reverse, mirror, or a no u.

Jon: Ur sister a mister.
James: No u
Jon: *Double dies*

by Drillby May 11, 2018

Mister Nobody

Someone who usually shows up when I am drunk. He makes my life miserable.

"Who came home and pissed all over the floor?"
"Mister Nobody did."
"Well, who shit in the sink?"
"Mister Nobody did that too."

by TUDE September 9, 2008