German mustache

A German leader had a amazing one

The 1938 man of the year has a nice German mustache

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 22, 2022

Santorum's Mustache

The act of felching Santorum from your lovers anus, then drawing a Mustache with the felching straw dripings you have not consumed.

Mitt gave Rick a Santorum's mustache with his crazy straw after reached the end of his felching session.

by Dickless Santorum July 31, 2012

Mustachelle

A girl with a mustache.

Mustachelle has crumbs in her stash!

by Jaquani November 10, 2009

mustachquerade

A Renaissance party involving comical mustaches to hide ones identity. Common in today's society for "coming out" parties as well as hipster parties.

Colin: hey guys I planned Johns coming out party. We're having a Mustachquerade!

Dylan: how come you never planned one of those for my coming out party?

by 13% Jesus February 5, 2010

Mustache madness

When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.

The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.

by Ozzy Fosburn January 24, 2012

Mustache lover

A person who is always saying "Mustache luv" or "I mustache you a question" They usually wear mustache themed jewelry or clothing. Most of the time they are girls. NOTE: loves facial hair

Lila is a total mustache lover, she is always wearing her mustache necklace.

by grasslike February 23, 2013

Moistache

The act of ejaculating on a sexual partners upper lip after felatio in a mustache like fashion.

Kayleigh said she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a moistache.

by Sarkyninja August 29, 2013