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Minerals Management Service

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency of the US Department of the Interior. The name has since been changed to "Bureau of Ocean Energy Management, Regulation and Enforcement" (BOEMRE). The laws related to minerals management in the United States are possibly the most poorly thought-out in the developed world, and were largely designed as a strategy to launder money through crooked politicians. The MMS was created manage the oceanic coastal shelf (OCS) resources, and naturally it became one of the most notorious dens of corruption seen in the entire world.

The MMS is set up so that the temptation to be sleazy is almost impossible to resist; indeed, taking bribes is practically standard operating procedure in this agency. That's because the MMS was responsible for enforcing environmental and safety regulations on things like offshore drilling platforms, and yet made its income from revenues from the lessors it was regulating.

MMS officials would actually let oil company staff fill out inspection checklists in pencil, so that MMS inspectors would then fill them out as the operators wanted.
Given Minerals Management Service pencil whipping in the Gulf prospects*, it was a miracle that Transocean was ever cited for safety violations at all.

MMS is famous for parties in which executives of oil companies went drabbing with federal managers.
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*Here, a prospect is an area where oil prospecting occurs
by Primus Intra Pares July 24, 2010
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Minerva

1. The best person in the world
2. If you are called Minerva and you are reading this you are amazing. Yo are a person who has really clear ideas and you will defend them as a warrior. You are precious, and your eyes are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen in my life. Minerva I love you.
3. Goddes of wisdom and strategic warfare, justice, law, victory, and the sponsor of arts, trade, and strategy.
4. You are a goddess
Minerva is an amazing person
by Elquenastequiere November 23, 2021
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Marmite Miner

Slang for a gay male who engages in anal intercourse with another male.
Jonathan seems to be walking funny, he must have been ploughed by kyle, hes a known marmite miner in Runcorn.
by hes a right uphill gardener February 14, 2019
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mierda

as many now know.. is spanish for shit. other synonyms include caca and porqueria.
actually most latin american countries use mier.....coles to clean it up in front of people who don't like cursing. ex.1 I'm going to beat the mierda out of you. ex.2 I'm going to beat the wednesday out of you
by somedudeyoudontknow July 16, 2005
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niggle miner

Brett: Jeff you're an asshole why did you smear your shit on that black lady's coat?

Jeff: Cause ima niggle miner!
by Sur September 4, 2007
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mierp

used when bored and there is nothing to do;can only be used by aawsome passumes.
jerry:OMG!!!!im freakin aawsome passume

karen:awkward silence...

jerry:MIERP!!
by onlyhatersonmysack December 5, 2012
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Mikerosoft Vindows

How Indian tech support scammers pronounce Microsoft Windows due to their accent
Sir, you are using Mikerosoft Vindows 10, right?
by Billiam Beaver July 7, 2018
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