This is a school full of approximately 2 teachers most teachers quit when they see us. The children are mostly black and Mexican with 1 percent white.We have a killer ass basketball team but our volleyball team is trash can't even when one game . Kids can't fight,teachers be all up in your relationship. Kids either do drugs or talk about drugs, kids have sex in the field,restroom,bus,and under the boardwalk come to are school we need the funds homie but yeah you can join are large class of 5 seniors they are full of crackheads!!
Kid 1 : What school you go to ?
Kid 2 : S.O.E.
Kid 1 : What's that
Kid 2 : School of Excellence (Milton B. Lee)
Kid 2 : S.O.E.
Kid 1 : What's that
Kid 2 : School of Excellence (Milton B. Lee)
by Unknown1748 May 06, 2019
by Gomer Pyle over der July 06, 2018
Milton Bakker is geil
by agirlhedoesntlike February 01, 2021
Milton's Law
"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but only when Milton is watching."
Explanation:
Milton's Law posits that the presence of an observer named Milton—or someone who embodies Milton's unlucky aura—dramatically increases the probability of failure in any given scenario. This law suggests that even events with a low likelihood of error are susceptible to catastrophic outcomes when under Milton's watchful gaze.
Corollary to Murphy’s Law: While Murphy’s Law predicts failure as a general inevitability, Milton’s Law suggests failure is conditional, triggered specifically by Milton’s presence.
"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but only when Milton is watching."
Explanation:
Milton's Law posits that the presence of an observer named Milton—or someone who embodies Milton's unlucky aura—dramatically increases the probability of failure in any given scenario. This law suggests that even events with a low likelihood of error are susceptible to catastrophic outcomes when under Milton's watchful gaze.
Corollary to Murphy’s Law: While Murphy’s Law predicts failure as a general inevitability, Milton’s Law suggests failure is conditional, triggered specifically by Milton’s presence.
Applications:
1. Psychological Influence: Individuals may experience heightened anxiety or pressure when being observed, particularly by Milton, exacerbating the likelihood of mistakes.
2. Statistical Anomalies: Systems, machines, or processes appear to fail at an unreasonably high rate when Milton is nearby, regardless of prior reliability.
3. Practical Implications: Milton's Law serves as a humorous yet cautionary reminder of human fallibility under scrutiny. It is invoked to explain unexpected failures in otherwise routine tasks.
1. Psychological Influence: Individuals may experience heightened anxiety or pressure when being observed, particularly by Milton, exacerbating the likelihood of mistakes.
2. Statistical Anomalies: Systems, machines, or processes appear to fail at an unreasonably high rate when Milton is nearby, regardless of prior reliability.
3. Practical Implications: Milton's Law serves as a humorous yet cautionary reminder of human fallibility under scrutiny. It is invoked to explain unexpected failures in otherwise routine tasks.
by Rampy9798 January 28, 2025
by SharpDog69 October 28, 2019
Abbreviation: MK Hardman
A Milton Keynes hard man is a particular set of stereotypical mannerisms that occur when passing a young man in Milton Keynes who is unsuccessfully attempting to appear tough and intimidating seemingly for no reason. Usually within this order:
1. Spits on the floor
2. Turns to associate and mentions something benign with several swear words in. (Usually travel in pairs)
3. Puffs on vape
Please note that these symptoms of an MK Hardman can become exsaerbated when the MK Hardman in question feels insecure.
Further information will be added as we coin the term further.
A Milton Keynes hard man is a particular set of stereotypical mannerisms that occur when passing a young man in Milton Keynes who is unsuccessfully attempting to appear tough and intimidating seemingly for no reason. Usually within this order:
1. Spits on the floor
2. Turns to associate and mentions something benign with several swear words in. (Usually travel in pairs)
3. Puffs on vape
Please note that these symptoms of an MK Hardman can become exsaerbated when the MK Hardman in question feels insecure.
Further information will be added as we coin the term further.
“Ooooop, here comes a Milton Keynes hardman”
“Watch out here comes and MK Hardman, with a vape hanging out their mouth”
“Watch out here comes and MK Hardman, with a vape hanging out their mouth”
by MK Hardman Studies Institute January 28, 2024
A sloppy and quick hand job using an excessive amount of lube. Named for George from "Of Mice and Men" due to his quick wit and proclivity for keeping one hand in a lotion saturated glove to protect it from the hardships of farm work.
I'm gonna give him a George Milton in the car so he's more docile when he meets my parents for the first time.
by Uncle Jidge May 31, 2023