Milan

A bit too sexy for my liking but when he is a monkey man I just wanna tail that motherfucker

Hey look it’s Milan over there but he is way too sexy for me.

by JesseWoolsey April 4, 2021

Milan

this type of species is very aggresive. Do not approach if possible. They enjoy kfc and watermelon of some sort.

Your such a milan you know.

by milanhater69 July 25, 2022

Milan

Milan is a person who is very sweet and caring, they are funny and always tries to make others laugh. They can be sensitive but mean so be careful with them. Typically seen with a small group of friends and they always have their friends back.

Look it’s milan I wish I was their friend

by anonymous August 13, 2022

Milan

A very sweet, beautiful and respectful boy. He’s one of the good men in this world. Get yourself a Milan. He is husband material.

“wow her boyfriend is so sweet and respectful!”

“obviously….he’s name is Milan!!”

by yoururbandictionarygoddes September 3, 2022

Milan

The biggest pussy slayer ever, has a dick thats bigger than jupiter and saturn combined, he is a giga chad and better than andrija

Milan is so hot

by EsaDroga September 19, 2022

Milan

Arguably the most affectionate, handsome, tender-hearted and intelligent man you'll ever come across. That one person everyone knows and adores. Endearingly timid upon the first encounter, this Tamil King and language enthusiast surprises you with the BEST humor, the sexiest British accent, an overwhelming multitude of talents, and enshrines a heart abounding in compassion. This utterly attractive gentleman never ceases to enkindle light amidst the darkness with his captivating presence, and unmatched mindfulness. His special Pokémon abilities are accent imitation (*cough* Bauer), stealing Anahita's heart 24/7, all-things business, soothing an unsettled heart, and basically everything you can possibly think of. Hitting the gym, singing in a choir, art, playing the piano, fashion...You name it!

Yo, who's that snack over there in the yeezys?

That's my chella- I mean Milan!

Damn mate...That's SO Milan of you innit!

Thanks bro

I really miss azizam right now...If only I could stare in his dazzling eyes again.
Girl, you saw Milan 10 minutes ago.
So?

by His Gyaaaaaaal Hita May 19, 2022

AC MILAN

The actual worst italian team and was involved in a scandal

AC MILAN is so bad, they cheated and got caught

by spaghetti merchants May 25, 2022