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Trend Micro

One of the most horrible antivirus products in existance; see Norton and Mcafee definitions for similar examples of corporate crap.
Me; hmm I think ill play a game.
Trend Micro; Oh, hes playing a game. Time to update now! And clearly lets not be discreet about it, but how about we minimize his game and pop up a HUGE window that cannot be closed saying TREND MICRO IS UPDATING!!!.
Me; omfg...i just lost the game...runs uninstaller for Trend Micro.
by FuckOffTrendMicro May 8, 2009
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microcosm

A small, representative system having analogies to a larger system in constitution, configuration, or development
A boarding school is a microcosm in comparison to the real world. Although it may have the same characteristics, it is just a smaller version of it and not the real thing. See macrocosm and wobblotocrosm
by Alisha July 8, 2004
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Micro

The size of your pp.
Wow you have a micro pp!
by Dr_Plausible September 28, 2019
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Micro penis in grandma booty

If u got that 1 millimeter defeated then do this. First take yo millimeter shlong and take ur grandma, then fuck her in the ass crack so hard ur millimeter ding dong shlong bong dong gong touches her intestines
Gay person 1: yo grandma u wanna do Micro penis in grandma booty?

Lesbo ass grandma: sure sweet cheeks come over at my place around 6:09 pm
by BigAssBallTit March 17, 2022
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microb

japneese salad referred to in "South Park" as a swear word. Most likely doesn't exist
Mmmmm, I could go for a bowl of microb.
by abc October 19, 2004
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Microbrew Monday

A Beer-Drinking movement, started at Colorado College, where every Monday evening is spent casually drinking Microbrews and celebrating beer for its exquisite flavors and artistic values in addition to its ability to cure any Monday stresses.
Cyrus: man, I can't believe the weekend's over, this week's gonna kick my ass

Mike: cheer up mate, it's the best day of the week... Microbrew Monday!

Cyrus: oh yeah you're right! Monday is the new Friday!
by Micro Brewly January 25, 2011
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micro-cheating

Small acts considered disloyal within a relationship, nothing too serious but not innocent either.

An example would be holding a door open for lady, or extending the ass of a sim or kissing your hand.
Girlfriend: Babe, are you cheating on me!?!?
Me: Only microscopically, its called micro-cheating.
Girlfriend: So you've been having sex with other girls!?!?!?
by Foxzes January 19, 2018
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